Thanks to our longtime friend and KGB A/E Bill Degisher for these great Halloween Top 5 Lists!  We are crackin up!

TOP 5 CLUES YOU'RE A PIRATE

5. YOU GET ARRESTED FOR DROPPING YOUR ANCHOR IN PUBLIC.

4. YOU FREQUENT A TOPLES BAR CALLED "THE TREASURE CHEST"

3. YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A WOMEN WHO WILL "WALK YOUR PLANK"

2. FAVORITE ACTOR: JOHNNY DEPP.

1. YOU ALWAYS WANT TO "ARRRGGGGUE" WITH PEOPLE!

 

TOP 5 THINGS WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT MUMMY'S

5.  HE LIKES TO DATE "OLDER WOMEN"

4.  ALWAYS COMING HOME WITH SAND IN HIS SHORTS

3. HE ONCE HAD A THREE WAY W/ CLEOPATRA AND KING TUT

2.  HIS FAVORTIE FOOD: WRAPS

1.  HE ONCE LOST A BUNDLE IN A PYRAMID SCHEME!

 

TOP 5 TIPS TO KNOW WHEN DATING A VAMPIRE

5. HIS FAVORITE COCKTAIL: A BLOODY MARY

4. HIS LEAST FAVORITE COCKTAIL: A TEQUILA SUNRISE

3. DON'T BE SURPRISED IF HE'S REALLY "VEIN"

2. HIS FAVORITE STONES ALBUM: LET IT BLEED

1. MAKE SURE HE KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN YOU INVITE HIM OVER FOR A "STAKE" DINNER

 

TOP 5 TIPS TO KNOW WHEN DATING A WAREWOLF:

5. HE WOULD LOVE TO "EAT" YOUR PARENTS

4. HIS FAVORITE COLOR: GREY

3. HE STILL MIGHT HAVE HIS WISDOM FANGS

2. FAVORITE BAD COMPANY ALBUM: "THE PACK"

1. DON'T LET HIM "PAW" YOU ON THE FIRST DATE!

 

TOP 5 THINGS THAT MAKE FLESH EATING ZOMBIES HAPPY

5. WHEN THEY'RE ASKED IF THEY WANT A BREAST & THIGH COMBO

4. WHEN THEY FIND SOMEBODY WHO LIKES TO STICK OUT THEIR NECKS

3. WHEN THEY'RE INVITED BACKSTAGE FOR A MEET & EAT

2. WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS THEM A HAND

1. WHEN THEY HEAR BILLY IDOL'S "FLESH FOR FANTASY" ON KGB!