DSC 6.24.19 - Eye Mites, Sarah is Queen Crazy, Post Paul Glow

The DSC Show for Monday 6/24/19: Eye Mites, Sarah is Queen Crazy, Post Paul Glow and more!

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Here are some of the things we learned today on The DSC Show on KGB.

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Emily came to work in a 'Paul McCartney afterglow.' He’s so sweet and funny. She made an epic Instagram video with tons of songs on it which you can view here. She sat in the row where everyone had to get up and down to get more drinks. People got kicked out for drunken public.            

“What’s wrong with your eye?” exclaimed Ali to Dave! Says it’s uncomfortable, but no clue what’s wrong with it. It’s red and puffy. People called us offering advice how to cure it including one woman who said it's probably mites! Yikes!

Dave calls it "gas station jousting." Do you think there’s only one direction to face? Depends who gets there first. He got there first when another car looped around and faced him. He gave him that look that said, "Why do I always have to get stuck in the line full of a-holes?"

Dumb things people leave for tips. We’ve all stiffed wait staff for lousy service. But what about this? Dude leaves a note that reads, “My tip is the freedoms I bring you for serving my country. You’re welcome for my service.” The whole crew is against this and calls it a dick move. In fact, we’re not sure if the person was really in the military - it’s so unlike them.

NBA head honcho, Adam Silver says they want to move away from the term 'owner' because it’s racially insensitive to their many black players. Now we call them 'Governors.'

Woman got hit in the face by a baseball at a Dodgers game. No netting in that area. Went to the hospital for tests. You can see her here.

No one hold ups Bic lighters at concerts anymore - and haven’t for years. But listener Will didn’t know that. He didn’t realize people hold up their phones now. But he found out at the Paul McCartney concert at Petco Park on Saturday night. He won tickets from listening to The DSC Show on KGB! You can listen here.

Email: I'm obsessed with my sisters dog. Best lil' cockapoo ever. Love him so much I jokingly told her I’d buy him from her. She’s not for sale. But she gets to babysit him for a few weeks and made an appointment to have him cloned! Should she say anything to her sister or not? Dave says keep it to yourself. Chainsaw says it’s rude not to tell. Emily, Ruth and Boyer say it’s wrong. You gotta tell your sister.

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Ten Listener Poll - Who’s crazier; Sarah or Anna?

(Sarah decided she has to stop snooping, so she put herself on a one month ban, cold turkey. She just stopped and hasn’t gone back. Not sure Dave believes her.) She says she’s curious what her husband looks at, so she looks at his phone. (snoops). She’s very insecure. Sarah volunteered this information before the vote!

Here's Chips’ description of Sarah's craziness.

  • #1 example: Summer said, “It’s so fucking wet,” when their dog licked her foot. He feels like he has to apologize to the neighbors and family for Sarah’s constant swearing.
  • #2 Sarah had a friend over to make S’mores in the fireplace. Didn’t open the chimney flue. Cooked over a log full of chemicals.
  • #3 Tried cooking a turkey for Thanksgiving. She lost her mind and freaked out when she found the bag the guts. Made everyone feel guilty for eating meat. She lacks a bit of common sense.

Anna’s examples of being crazy per her husband, Chafin.

  • #1 In high school, he had a girlfriend before he met Anna. Anna left him that Avril Lavigne song about not liking his girlfriend. You can hear the song in the video below this story. Anna zeroed in on him and targeted him.
  • #2 She had bad dreams that he cheated on her. Then she'd be mad at him for most of the day. She’d say “Dream Chaffin is mean.”
  • #3 Thanksgiving at her parents house. Anna verbally attacked her sister. She said, “I didn’t like her face.” Anna said she made the stank face and she hated it.

Chaffin says Anna’s crazy is part of the reason he fell in love with her!

Which crazy do you want to be stuck with for the rest of your life? Sarah or Anna?

Ten Listener Poll = Sarah - 8,  Anna - 2 = Sarah wins craziest!

Email from Hall of Fame Listener Omar- his crazy wife use to get Uber’s to drive by his job to see if he was still there. Crotch sniffing after a night out is normal in his household. She’s also tried to unlock facial recognition on his phone by using a photo of him, but Siri won’t do it. “She’s crazy Dave, but she’s mine and I love her.”

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