DSC 6.25 - Embarrassing Injuries, Poop Tornado, Two Wedding Dresses

The DSC Show for Tue 6/25/19: Embarrassing Injuries, Poop Tornado, Two Wedding Dresses and more!

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Here are some of the things we learned today on The DSC Show on KGB.

Dave has Eyea-tollah. Tried to find an eye patch but gave up after one try. Went to the dentist where a couple run the place. The dude is very quiet and calm, while the wife is upbeat & wants to get right to it. They said he hardly needed any novacaine, but they gave it to him and he felt the drill! He had to have a crown replaced and they used a gigantic drill to remove the thing. 

Tons of mail about the ”Surprise Ball Sniff” we heard about yesterday. Omar told us it’s normal for him to get one on the regular. 

Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull will be hosting Coe’s Show this afternoon on KGB from 3-7pm! Please go here to listen!

Today is the ten year anniversary of day we lost the King of Pop, Michael Jackson and Charlie's Angel, Farrah Fawcett.

Alice Cooper and his wife can’t live without each other. If his wife dies he’s killing himself and vice versa. He and his wife Cheryl have a death pact. But they say - it’s a life pact. If something happens to one it will happen to both of them because they‘re always together.

Fantasy Presidential Promises from listener Pete- He wants someone to mandate two designated checkout lines at the grocery store. One for people with checkbooks where the trap door opens and they disappear forever.

Tony Stark had a kid on ‘Avenger’s Endgame’ and the actor who plays her, Lexi Rabi, is she being bullied in real life. She went on social media to ask people to be nice to her and her family. If she messes up, she’s sorry. She’s only seven years old. You can learn more about her dilemma here.

Rapper Cardi B. showed the latest bling for her babies first birthday - a diamond necklace worth $100,000. She and her husband are spending $400,00 for babies first party. No word if Cardi will be there, since she's been indicted on two felonies for an incident in a strip club. More here.

Referring to Lavar Ball, Charles Barkley said there a village missing its idiot. He thinks they shouldn’t let him on tv, because his son is a nice kid and a good player and his Dad ruins it for him.

Listeners girlfriend asked him, "Am I the best girlfriend you’ve ever had?" He pauses for a moment and says, "You’re right up there." Who the hell wants to hear that?! Women want you to lie to them when asked that question.

Pair of hotties in trouble. Mugshots on our website here.

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Have you ever had an injury that you were so embarrassed about, you had to lie?

Dave punched a padded chair and broke his hand.

Aurelio was in a rush to get to the desert to ride his quads. He reached for the flapper to pull, but the cable broke smacking him in the eye.

Thomas - holding a pencil face up, sneezed and face planted into it.

Hunter dislocated his kneecap by masturbating. Tensed up so hard, he dislocated it.

Aileen used facial hair remover cream. Left it on too long and suffered facial burns. Told people she got noodle burns.

Will - had blackheads on his nose. Used Biore nose strips. Feel asleep for an hour. Didn’t wet it, so it took off 2 or 3 layers of skin.

Carlos - girlfriend punched him in the face and gave him a double shiner. Told everyone he fought off drunk sailors.

Business trip in the Philippines to set up a new office. Saw a spider on his junk! It bit him then jumped three feet. Had to tell his wife about it. She had warned him STDs were prevalent there, so watch it.

John - his leg fell asleep. When he stepped out of the car, he fell and broke his leg.

Had a big scar. Told people he was in a knife fight. But someone opened the trap door and he fell into it while he was carrying a bunch of knives.

Patrick - a friend has a pet goat. He ran to pet him and ran head first into the cage wall. Told people it was a bar fight.

Christmas Eve - he was break dancing and his hand stuck on the carpet, breaking his arm, completely detached. Big scar. Told everyone he did it snowboarding.

Kitty - In middle school, she stood up really fast and felt like something snapped. Told the teacher she sprained her vagina.

Mike - stabbed a fish through his foot. A bucket was in the back seat on the floor. Fish stuck his fin up and stabbed the dude.

Chuck - long-standing tennis partner who never beat him until one day - it happened. He was running too fast, swung the racket too hard making the ball ricochet into his face. Busted his lip open, needed stitches. Told people he got jumped partying in TJ.

Paul - got in a fight with wife, he was bending over a stove lighting a cig, she slammed his head into the stove burning his eyebrows off. Told everyone it happened on a plumbing job.

Threw out his back from trying to smell his foot.

Toby - Sitting in church, holding 18-month-old daughter in church. Hit him in the temple, knocked him out cold and he dropped her.

Sarah - fell forward, but put her hands up in front of her face in fist positions, giving herself two black eyes. Her husband didn’t want to go anywhere with her because people thought he hit her.

Matt broke his dick once. Landed on the floor with a chub. Told people he got mugged by a guy with a bat.

Tracey - nurse hears the story of a woman standing on the dresser. bending over, looking in the mirror at her hemorrhoid.

Joleen - cracked a rib wiping her butt. Didn’t lie about it.

Erica -combing her hair, flipped her head and bit through her lip and gave herself a black eye.

David - pulled into the drive-thru at a bank. Window smashed him in the mouth.

Suzanne - cooking fish sticks, dealing with dehydrated tartar sauce, cut her finger, needed stitches.

Spray on Tinactin - gave his boys a wicked chemical burn swollen to the size of a grapefruit.

Kevin - Dropped something on the floor, reached over to pick up something and heard a pop. Broke his rib.

One vote *****Patrick - a friend has a pet goat. He ran to pet him and ran head first into the cage wall. Told people it was a bar fight.

Two votes ******Kitty - In middle school, she stood up really fast and felt like something snapped. Told the teacher she sprained her vagina.

********WINNER****Hunter dislocated his kneecap by masturbating. Tensed up so hard, he dislocated it. Both won free tickets to see Jethro Tull!

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