DSC 4.1 - 29th Anniversary, Class of 2019 HOF, Naughty Brides

The DSC Show for Friday 4/1/19: 29th Anniversary, Class of 2019 HOF, Naughty Brides and more!

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Here are some of the things we learned on The DSC Show today on KGB.

Happy April Fools’ Day! It's the Highest Holy Day of Comedy AND Happy Anniversary to The DSC Show! On this day in 1990, we began our first show as "The Dawn Patrol' on KGB-FM, San Diego! We are starting our 30th year on the radio. Wow. That's a long damn time for one little morning show.

Started the show with our best April Fools’ Joke ever with the landing of the space shuttle at Montgomery Field in 1993! Lovely to hear from Commander Butch today! He’s been listening since the beginning.

"Woah! Chainsaws' ass is so white, Trump is holding his next rally on it." (Said Hillary Clinton after watching the ass-kissing video from last week.) Email from HoF Listener Pete.

"Pale Ass Smears” is the name of Dave’s new band. If you missed the ass-kissing video from last weeks "You Bet Your Ass" you can watch it here.

BIG GIVEAWAYS THIS Week: DISNEYLAND TICKETS three time a day! Just GO TO 101KGB.COM TO REGISTER. Listen for Dave to call your name at 7:20 and call us back by 7:30 and YOU WIN!

DSC Listener Hall of Fame names were announced today. Look below for winners names.

The Chainsaw made saying 'The GLEV' ( gaslamp east village) a thing today.

Nicholas Cage was in Vegas over the weekend. He showed up drunk to apply for a marriage license and that video went viral. Sadly, the fourth time was not the charm. He applied for an annulment four days later.

Jesse Jackson is supporting Kim Foxx for dropping charges against Jussie Smollett. Meanwhile. Jussie skipped out on NAACP awards where he was up for Best Actor award. Chris Rock dissed him after being told not to mention his name. But Rock couldn't fathom what he was thinking by doing something so stupid.

March Madness Gluttony at Outback has been upped with their deep fried ribs on top of their blooming onion! Holy Heartburn!

The Rolling Stones are postponing their big concert tour. They originally claimed 75-year-old Mick Jagger injured himself while preparing for the tour, but finally admitted he's going in for heart valve surgery.  This could postpone the tour for many months. We wish him all the best.

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Worst thing I ever saw at a wedding:

• Wedding planner saw drunk maid of honor line dancing and knocking over the cake.
• Severe diarrhea while fiance read his vows. It flew out of me and left a streak for everyone to see as she ran down the aisle.
• Couldn’t find the mother of the bride anywhere. Was in a room with the best man who’s girlfriend was also at the wedding.
• Bride threw up when the priest said... we are gathered here today.
• Bride went down on grooms' Dad when her groom passed out. She was spotted under the table.
• Mother of the groom made a speech saying she’s glad she didn't have an abortion like her parents wanted her too.
• Bridesmaid stood up and said return the favor - three times.
• My fiance left me for my maid of honor before our wedding. On their wedding day he left her for one of her bridesmaids. I was invited to that wedding.
• We were about to walk down the aisle and I farted so hard it knocked over my flower girl.
• Someone set off fireworks at the wedding and her dress caught fire.
• Caught the bride having sex with the best man before the ceremony. Left the door open.
• Worst DJs at weddings. One announced, “She’s horny. Get your hand up there!” when he was taking off her garter.
• Bridesmaids top ripped and fell off in the middle of the dance floor.
• Groom got stabbed.
• Held her brides phones in her bra and Lady Gaga singing 'Bad Relationship' went off during ceremony.
• Photoshopped her friend out of the pics for effing her husband.

Photo by KGB/iHeartMedia

Nominees for the DSC Listener Hall of Fame 2019

The crew voted for their favorites of these nominees!

• QTJ
• Bobby Eagleman
• Shane Bandit
• Demitri
• Jack Bauer
• Sheree Martin
• Angela in Jersey
• Wally
• Blind stan
• Brent from Vermont
• Rocky
• Tricia

Winners: Top 5 are:

• Rocky the artist
• Jack Bauer Bandit
• Brent from Vermont
• Quiet Talking James
• Bobby Eagleman

Congrats to each of them! They only thing they get is to put 'HoF Listener' in front of their names now.

Photo by KGB/iHeartMedia

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