What’s your worst ex story? Winner with the best story get tickets to KGB Sky Show!
Denise Richards inspired this bit when she told the story of Charlie Sheen bringing a hooker as his guest to Thanksgiving dinner! She thought even hookers deserve a nice Thanksgiving and didn’t want her sitting in car alone for a few hours. Emily and Sarah would never invite her in, but Ruthie would.
Steve - His ex showed up at work demanding he stop watching porn.
Joe - dated a girl who hated his ex. He woke up pinned down, ready to punch him in the face.
Brandon - Came home one day and his condo was empty, except for a pillow and blanket. Best day of his life.
Michelle - Her tweaker ex liked to dress up in women’s clothes. Broke into her house and dressed up in her clothes. Neighbor caught him doing it.
Karen - her ex husband's mistress called her at home to let her know she existed and that she was pregnant with his child. Since he lied to her about leaving his wife, she’s leaving him.
John - He’s with his new girl and his ex wife walked in dressed up in marching band uniform with her tuba. It was kinda hot.
Sue - Her ex came over for one last poke and gave her herpes. Their divorce was final the next day.
Randy - he was with a girl for 12 years and worked out of town. She told him some dude was moving his stuff out in a trailer. He gets home and all of his stuff and his dogs were gone. She was naked with some guy. He knocks the shit out of the dude on Easter. Cops came and took him away. She still wants him back and says,' If you love me, you’ll come back.'
Ashley - psycho ex showed up one day with two trash bags and said he was moving in. It wasn’t a serious relationship, but he forced his way in, drained her bank account of $30,000, and dated other women until she finally told him to leave. But he had a fit and broke stuff in her house.
Anna (our news producer) - Unfortunately SHE was the crazy ex. Her boyfriend broke up with her and she tried to get him back. He was on the swim team, so she joined to be near him - even though she’s a terrible swimmer. She got to strut around looking hot in her swimsuit making him jealous and actually married the dude.
DSC Hall of Fame Listener Omar - his ex said she was a witch. Wanted him to spank her with a giant, raw, cow tongue when they had sex. Swore she would never leave. But she was too crazy for him, so he pretended to be a Jehovah’s Witness to get away from her.
Karen - Took her daughter to play tennis and her ex made a big scene. So she left, but couldn’t get her key in the ignition - something was already in there. Turned out to be superglue - couldn’t drive the car. Had to replace the ignition.
******WINNER***********Kristin - She was a weapons instructor and kept guns in her house. Her ex was unstable, so she removed her guns from the home. Ex made up a story that she threatened her at gunpoint, then stole her gun for proof. They trusseld to get it back. K bit her shoulder and broke the skin, but she wouldn’t give up the gun. Neighbor came out and watched at one point. Ex was trained in judo so she thought she was going to lose the fight. K went to the police to turn her in but the ex had already been there to turn in the gun as evidence. The ex was charged with domestic violence.
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