DSC 5.23 - YBYA Rubber Band Torture, Guy Shoots Himself, Syllable Squabble

The DSC Show for Thursday 5/23/19: YBYA Rubber Band Torture, Guy Shoots Himself, Syllable Squabble and more!

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Here are some of the things we learned today on The DSC Show on KGB.

Padres - Played the Diamondbacks at Petco in a day-game yesterday and won 5-2. It was a three game sweep! It’s been six years since the Padres had a sweep! They play tomorrow (Friday) in Toronto for three games.

How many syllables are in the word 'Ireland?' Ruth, Sarah, and Chainsaw say three. Emily and Boyer insist on saying it like a pirate and say there are only two syllables. Listener Kenny in CO said on trivia night they had to name countries with two syllables and they included Ireland as an acceptable answer. How many syllables are in fire? It’s two so Ireland has to have three.

A dude carried his gun in his front pocket and lo and behold - it went off. He shot himself in the babalones! So he went to the hospital for some help and naturally they had to alert the cops. During his surgery, a balloon of weed plopped out of his anus. Cops searched him and found a bag of meth in his pocket. When he was strip searched - another balloon of weed was in there. You can read more about this piece of work right here.

A woman died and left instructions in her last will and testament, that her dog must die too. She wanted her pooch buried with her. The executor of her will made it happen. They killed a perfectly healthy little dog. Get the lowdown here. No one on our show would've carried out her wishes.

In Hollywood dish - Natalie Portman says she never dated Moby. He says they did. He even has a pic of them together. Read more about their argument here.

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Win tickets to Creedence Clearwater Revisited at San Diego County Fair

eHarmony's top ten occupations to make you more attractive to women

  • Doctor or nurse
  • Teacher
  • Veterinarian
  • Firefighter or cop
  • Engineer or architect
  • Lawyer
  • Computer or IT worker
  • Artist
  • Office worker
  • Writer

Biggest turn-off job - Politician!

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Win KAABOO Del Mar 1-Day Passes

We played a round of the $5 Quiz: Summer School Game:

Topic: Kings and Queens

Prize: A family four pack of tickets to the San Diego Fair.

Winner: Chainsaw wins on a technicality! But you have to listen to the podcast around 8:30 to learn why!

$5 Quiz standings - according to listener John Tipps:

  • Ruth 66 - Fourth place, 10 games back
  • Boyer - Third place, 8 games out
  • Chainsaw - Second place, 3.5 games out
  • Sarah and Emily are tied for First place!

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Win KGB Sky Show 44 Tickets

Restaurant red flags according to chefs:

  • Gotta have the ‘A’ posted
  • If they have a giant menu with many pages
  • If it smells like fish
  • If you see fruit flies
  • Lemons in the water
  • If it’s misspelled on the menu, it’s on purpose
  • Bathing in the kitchen sink

The full list is found here.

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