His Craigslist post read:
He’s 50 with a touch of gray, young enough to use Craigslist but too old to play games. Five feet, eight inches tall, 160 pounds, eyes as blue as Irma’s. Lonely and loves to cuddle. Always wanted to be with two women at once, so if you’re fleeing the storm with a friend, ladies, hit his line with pictures and phone numbers. Just know this isn’t long-term. The hurricane should pass by Tuesday. Must dig goatees.
Hopefully Someone Replied.