One day two brothers were raking in the front yard. The older brother, who is 6, says, "Hey, at breakfast tomorrow, me and you should say a cuss word!"
The younger brother, who is 4, nods with excitement. So, the next day, the their mother says, "What do you want for breakfast?" to the olderbrother. He replies, "All hell! I'll have some Cherrios!" The mother grabs him by the ear and spanks him all the way up the stairs into his room. "Now, what do you want for breakfast?" The mother says to the younger brother. "I don't know, but you can bet your fat ass it ain't going to be Cherrios!"
A Rich Man and A Poor Man Were Sitting At A Bar [JOKE NSFW]
By Daniel Travers