The DSC Show for Tuesday 7/09/19: Gender Neutral Bathrooms, Dave Saves a Bird, Chunky Monkey and more!
Here are some of the things we learned today on The DSC Show on KGB.
We will always remember where we were on July 8th, 2019 when Ruth66 willingly gave Chris Boyer a pedicure. His big toenail is still red!
Amazon is lying. Dave ordered something with “same day delivery” and it’s not showing up until tomorrow! That's an out and out LIE. He also ordered the wrong thing and just found out you can return stuff to any Kohl’s store instead of mailing it back.
A baby bird fell out of its nest from Dave’s roof. Dave got out the ladder and Nicole scampered up and put it back. Yesterday, he watched a red tailed hawk go kamikazee as he swooped down and stole one of the baby birds. Five minutes later, he came back but missed his target. Dave got out his camera for the third attack and shooed it away with the help of his dog, Frankie. But one little bird fell out of the nest and didn't make it.
Lil’ Dove used a gender-neutral bathroom. Two men came in while she was there. One used the bathroom right in front of her. The other one waited until she was done and she thanked him for “respecting her privacy.” Dave says most men don’t want to use a public bathroom with women. But if you gotta go, you gotta go.
Death Czar Ruling - Ross Perot. Self-made billionaire, former presidential candidate, died of leukemia at age 89. HE’S IN! Starts a new window. Read more on his life here.
If the City Council stopped saying the pledge of allegiance, how would you feel?
- Chain - shrug
- Emily - didn’t know they did
- Ruth - who cares
- Sarah - she wants them to keep saying it
- Boyer - “get out of this country, you commies.”
Here's out it's playing out in MN.
Today is Cow Appreciation Day at Chick-Fil-A. Just show up in cow costume and get free chicken through 7 tonight. Details here.
Stella McCartney says stop washing your clothes. Just brush the dirt off of it, because washing machines are ruining our clothes. Learn more here.
Snoop Dogg says he enjoyed a blunt with Kurt Cobain and reposted a pic of them together. Wrong! A site that photoshops famous people together created the pic and Snoop bought it! See the pics and stoner explanations here.
We ended the show looking at pics sent by original Listener Hall of Famer, Omar. He posed his wife sitting on the pot, with her pants all the way down. Then posed himself on the pot with his wife straddling him and gazing lovingly into his eyes. Who the hell took those pics?!?!!?
Photos by Getty Images
Game - Chicks Don’t Know Guy Movies.
Today Emily takes a stab at it. Dave plays a few lines from a popular guy movie and Emily has to tell us the next line. Listener has to guess if she’ll get it right or not.
- Scarface - "Do you wanna play with my little friend?" She got it right!
- ?” “Say hello to my little friend.” Emily got it Right
- Rocky - “to my wife at home.” Emily got it Wrong.
- Caddyshack - "is a dead varmint poontang.” Got it Wrong.
- Godfather - "you gotta get up close and … Got it Wrong.
Do Guys Know Chick Movies?
- “As if.” Clueless. Dave knew it.
- “If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.” The Notebook. Chain knew it.
- “I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.“ Titanic. Dave knew it.
- “Don’t put baby in a corner.” Dirty Dancing. Dave knew it.
- “You complete me.” Jerry McGuire. Dave knew it.
- “Ditto.” Ghost. Dave knew it.
- “Just bend and snap.” Legally Blonde. Dave knew it.
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