The DSC Show for Friday 8/02/19: Your Spouse's Secrets, Jay Mohr In-Studio, I Hate It and more!
Here are some of the things we learned today on The DSC Show on KGB.
Dave created a new band name during the very first break of the show; "The Tender Hearted Skinheads."
Dave asked the women on the crew, Would you rather - marry a skinhead or a mafioso? Emily, Ruth, and Sarah all agreed on mafioso, for sure.
NE Patriot Tom Brady turns 42 tomorrow, along with Tony Bennett, who will be 93. (Jay Mohr did an impression of Tony in the 7:20ish report!) Plus, the one and only Cookie "Chainsaw" Randolph also turns one year older tomorrow, Aug. 3rd.
Also turning 50 is "Dave's Bridge." The San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge was built in 1969 for $50 million but paid for in tolls. You can join the celebration tomorrow (Saturday) at the Golf Course with live music and lots of festivities. Details here.
Pop Star Katy Perry has to pay out a lot of money for losing the copy cat case against her. She has to cough up $550,000 as her part of the total of $2.78 million being paid out to Christian rapper, Flame. He’s the one who created the original beats in Katy’s song, “Dark Horse.” Deets here.
Grey’s Anatomy actor, Eric” McSteamy” Dane made a sex tape with his wife and a Miss US Teen, ten years ago. It was leaked, so Dane and his then-wife Rebecca Gayheart sued Gawker magazine and received a six-figure settlement. Now he’s saying he doesn’t regret it. It was a consensual three-way and they were just having fun. More info here.
Business Mogul Jessica Simpson got mom-shamed for dying her seven-year-old daughter's hair. She dyed it pink and purple and social media went crazy. They said the child is too young for that and Jessica should be ashamed. But pop star P!nk got on her side by showing a video of her dying her eight-year-old daughter's hair. You can see Jessica and her daughter's pretty new hair here. You can also see P!nk and her daughter, Willow's new 'do here.
At the very end of the show, Dave created one more new band name; “My Wife's Sperm Burps”.
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Dancer and TV Judge, Julianne Hough announced to her new husband that she isn’t straight.
Here's a recap of the story if you need one.
What was saved until immediately after YOUR wedding? Four-pack of tickets to the KGB Sky Show for the best story.
Dated in high school, then again in their early '20’s, then finally married. No wedding night sex and only twice after that in 11 years to create their two children.
Found out her name isn’t Connie - just looking for a green card.
John - dated a girl who wanted to go to the restaurant where his ex worked. She rubbed his tortilla on the floor. He ended up married to the tortilla licker.
Jerome - 1.5 years after the wedding, found out her family was mafia! Couldn’t leave for 29 years. Tried to ask permission to leave, but was threatened. Had to wait until her Dad was found dead - four years after he disappeared.
Erica - didn’t find out her husband was a racist until 7 yrs later after he shaved his head and got some questionable tattoos. Stayed married 10 more years.
Tina - found out he was a swinger. She's so happy she gets to have sex with so many different men.
Dan - his wife is an ODP’er. No job was too big for her to close the bathroom door.
Dave - Found out severe bipolar ran in her family. One night she was taken away with a 51-50. She also drove into a building.
Stan - Learned his wife played doctor with her family and even breastfed someone.
Found out his wife has the raunchiest farts on the planet. He had to leave the room while she denied it was her.
Gabby - Married over a decade. Woman of his dreams. But sexless. He finally told her his secret - he wants to be a woman. Now the two are transitioning.
Richard - His beautiful and intelligent wife is a bonafide war hero - a veteran of the Gulf War, received a silver star for her bravery.
Sarah - husband bites his knuckle hairs clean off when he's nervous.
Ruth - her husband admitted he didn’t own a condo in Philly OR in FL. And he didn’t even have a car.
His wife used to be a rock star. She did lead vocals with Sue Sadd.
******WINNER**************Jerome - 1.5 years after wedding, found out her family was mafia! Couldn’t leave for 29 years. Tried to ask permission to leave, but was told no or he would be killed. Had to wait until her Dad was found dead four years after he disappeared. ***WINNER*********
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Actor, comedian, author Jay Mohr was an in-studio guest today on KGB.
Dave played a clip of Jay talking about wanting a daughter. Jay said he has no memory of that. Dave tells him we call it “shows-heimer” where we can’t remember what we talked about immediately after our radio show. The same thing happens to Jay. But he still wants a daughter. He has two sons ages 8 and 16.
Jay was got sober in 1998 and told us an intense story about the moment he hit bottom. He also talked about getting help for anxiety attacks. He credits Sarah Silverman for saving his life in this area when they were both on 'SNL.'
He’s performing at the La Jolla Comedy Store tonight through Sunday. You can get tickets here.
Jay told us 'The Simpsons' couldn't afford Christopher Walken, so they hired Jay "at 1% the cost!" He did the Christopher Walken impression for us - which cracked us up. He said the real Christopher Walken thought he was making fun of him and didn't like his impression.
Jay was in the movie, "Simone" with Al Pacino. He does an awesome impression of him and tells us a hilarious story about working with Pacino.
You can learn more about this brilliant comedian here. But you seriously need to scroll up and listen to Dave's interview with Jay on today's podcast. In the middle of that interview, he interacted during the 7:20ish Chainsaw Sportscast, which includes a LeBron James rant and a few impressions of Tony Bennett and Al Pacino.
You can watch a seven-minute clip from this interview here. It includes Christopher Walken and Al Pacino stories. Otherwise, listen to the whole thing on today's podcast at the top of this post.
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Whadda ya Hate? Get it out so it doesn't ruin your weekend.
His wife’s sperm burps.
Hates when his neighbor dumps his horse poop by his property.
Hates when her neighbors park in her driveway.
Hates the three chihuahuas who lives next door and bark all night and day
Hates new management that’s completely changed everything.
Hates that his wife is a wreck because her mom just died and he has to behave now.
Hates that his kid hides things he needs to function - like his diabetic kit.
Hates going into the kitchen to get a big piece of cake and found a dead baby!
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