The DSC Show for Friday 8/19/19: Naughty Girls, Margarita Competition Fail, The Old Nipples and more!
Here are some of the things we learned today on The DSC Show on KGB.
Margaritafest happened on Saturday. Dave and Emily introduced 'The Spazmatics,' who had just flown in from Denver. There were eight bartenders In the Best Margarita making contest. Our crew came in 7th and 8th. Sarah discovered she’s a margarita drinker, not a margarita maker! After all of her smack-talking, she came in last place and Clint took next to last. Sarah focused on presentation, but it didn’t help. You can see a few more snapshots here on our Facebook page.
Jay-Z announced that kneeling during the National Anthem is over. Colin Kaepernick says, Ummm, no it isn’t. Read more here.
DSC Celebrity Death Czar ruling: Actor Peter Fonda, brother of Jane, Son of Henry, died at age 79. Yes, The "Easy Rider" is in. But Comedian Kip Addotta didn't make it. Also, Sportscaster Jack Whitaker died, but did not make it into the Celebrity Hall of Fame. Dave wants him in Celebrity Purgatory though.
Model Ashley Graham announced she was expecting a baby and posted a pic of herself on social media showing off her stretch marks. People called her “brave.” You can see the pic and read the accolades on Insta here.
Today is National Potato Day! What’s your favorite? Gotta be french fries. Here are some of Sam the Cooking Guy's favorite potato recipes.
“The Old Nipples” is the name of Dave’s new band. Plus, a bonus band name, "Ball Gags For Babies" was created later in the show.
The Tooth Fairy passed over poor lil’ Shane last night! Sarah’s oldest child lost his tooth at a friends house on Saturday night. So he should’ve found $5 under his pillow this morning. Alas, he did not. Does the Tooth Fairy now have to double the amount to make up for it?
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Check these out! They can wreck your whole day.
Have you ever felt bugs on you when there’s nothing there? Those are the ghosts of former bugs that were on you.
If you’re a junior, your Mom has probably said your name during sex.
Those penis-veins on Snickers bars make me really uncomfortable.
When an earthquake happens, coffins become underground maracas.
You don’t really wash your hands. They wash each other.
Your nipples are older than your teeth. (That's baby Colt!)
There is no reason for the alphabet to be in order.
When is the last time you bit down on something? Never. You bite UP.
You’ve never seen your real face. You’ve only seen reflections.
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DSC Helps to Solve Problems. Since Boyer is the biggest dog lover on the show, he will take the side of the baby and Ruth takes the side of the dog.
Listener Jennifer recently moved in with her boyfriend and he has a big, hairy, dog. She hates it because everything is always covered in dog hair. It gets in the babies clothes, in their fridge - it’s out of control. The dog is four-years-old and has many years to come, but she can’t take it anymore. It’s a Siberian Husky. Jennifer says a clean, comfortable home is important to her, but her boyfriend has no solutions. Except for keeping him in the man cave. Please help.
Boyer took the side of the baby: Says you have to get rid of the dog.
Ruth took the side of the dog: Suggested taking him to the groomer’s twice a week and spending a lot more time cleaning up the dog hair, so Jennifer doesn’t find it in the babies stuff.
The Crew voted: Emily, Chainsaw, and Sarah ALL voted with Boyer to get rid of the dog. So Ruth loses the debate. Sorry doggy.
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