DSC 9.04 - Crazy In-Laws, Sucking vs. Biting, Conversion Therapy Setback


The DSC Show for Wednesday 9/04/19: Crazy In-Laws, Sucking vs. Biting, Conversion Therapy Setback and more!

Here are some of the things we learned today on The DSC Show on KGB.

We need a new ID by next October 2020. If you don't get one, you will not be allowed to fly on any airline. Boyer’s license has another two years left so he’s not going to bother. He’ll show himself! Here's everything you need to know about The Real ID.

Backwash Pop Quiz

Q: What is lizard brain and who has the theory?

A: Boyer says lizard brain controls the basic instincts. He says in men it drives them to poke anything with a hole.

Padres tickets to the winner of the correct question. (No winner today.) You can catch up with the Backwash uncensored podcasts here.

Conversion therapy had a big setback this week. The owner turned out to be gay. The Truth Ministry in South Carolina tries to suppress a person's sexuality. It was rebranded as Hope for Wholeness. In 20 years working at this, he struggled as he fought his gayness. More here.

Who wore it better? Charlize Theron or Moe Howard? Look here. She doesn't look like the pic above anymore.

There's a new law being put in place. It’s now against the law to send dick pics in Texas. More here.

“Mother-In-Law Rubbing It Raw” is the name of Dave’s new band.

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In Laws from Hell Stories

In Laws from Hell Stories

Have you ever had an in-law moment that came as a big surprise to you? 

Dave says yes. When he and Beth got back from their honeymoon, she assumed they were returning from Denver to Chicago in three days for Christmas. Dave was sure his father-in-law wouldn’t want that, but he was wrong. Found out what a close-knit family they were.

Leslie - My mother-in-law took a bucket so she didn’t have to go downstairs to use the bathroom!

Leah - Discovered what a Mama’s boy her husband was. When she said no big breasted, tongue-pierced, hoochie was going to marry her son. But they got married anyway and ended up getting along.

Steve - his in-laws have no filter. Her Dad was yelling, “Honey, come put this in my butt.” Talking about suppositories. 

Mike - saw rags being washed because his Mom-In-Law hand made her tampons and reused them. 

Ruth66 - her Mom-In-Law smoked cigs without putting them down. The ash would just fall off as she talked and fell willy nilly in the chicken livers she was preparing for her cat and then in her lunch. After lunch, she had an epileptic fit and we left. 

Karen - spent the night at Mother-in-law's house. She asked for her meds that keep her from getting horny because her husband couldn’t have sex and she was sick of masturbating all the time and rubbing it raw.

Dan - the first time he went to his Mother-in-law's house he found out she drinks 30-beers a day, hand rolled her cigs and argued with the dogs. Watches TV preachers.

Uzi - his in-laws had over 30 surgeries - like it was their hobby. They tried to die during the surgeries. His job was to go and make sure things were handled correctly. 

Emily Suave- when Mother-in-law asked for a second grandchild, Emily said no thank you. Mom wanted details about her birth control. Emily didn’t want to talk about it, so she asked Eric if he pulled out. She also wanted to try her breast milk. No boundaries!

Elaine - her in-laws would come to visit and play the big shot by taking them to expensive restaurants. They found out later, they didn’t pay the bill at any of the places they went. Elaine went back to ALL of the places they had been to and paid the bill, which totaled thousands. (Boyer's choice.)

Tom - found out his wife's uncle killed her father back in the hollers and went to prison for it.

Jenny - Her Mother-In-Law always wanted a daughter and she tried to bond with her by telling old stories. She said they’d go through Jack in the Box drive-thru jacking off dudes. 

Mike - after Thanksgiving dinner, he told him how great it was getting a BJ during a prostate massage. Said he had to try it.

Hall of Fame Listener Omar - when he met his wife’s family, her Dad and brother were on the couch naked, watching TV. Had the chat with Dad-In-Law about marrying his daughter while Dad was on the pot. 

Amy - Mother in Law never saw her husband naked even though they had seven kids. Who wants to look at that thing?!

Laura - Mother-In-Law hangs her underwear on the wall like pictures. Father-in-law lost his dentures and couldn’t go to work for two weeks. She found them in the fridge.

******WINNER******Karen - spent the night at mother-in-law's house. She asked for her meds that keep her from getting horny because her husband couldn’t have sex and she was sick of masturbating all the time. Said she was tired of rubbing it raw. (Emily and Chainsaw’s pick)(Ten listener poll 9-1!) ***WINNER****

“Mother-In-Law Rubbing It Raw” - Dave’s new band name.

Second place is Leslie - My mother-in-law took a bucket so she didn’t have to go downstairs to use the bathroom! (Ruth and Sarah picks)

The best story gets tickets to see the Padres vs Rockies game.

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Do you bite or chew these foods?

Do you bite or chew these foods?

Do You Bite or Suck on These Foods?

Do you prefer to suck on certain foods instead of biting them? A recent online survey asked about a bunch of different foods, and over a million people voted. 

Here's what they said . . .

1. Ice cubes. It's almost a tie, but sucking wins. 51% suck, and 49% bite.

2. Hard candy. 14% of people risk their teeth and bite.

3. Breath mints. 75% suck on them, and 25% bite.

4. Cheese balls. 16% suck on them. So roughly 1 in 6 people enjoy a nice soggy mouthful of cheese-flavored cornmeal. 

5. Orange slices. 73% bite them, and 27% suck. 

6. Popsicles. 76% suck on them, and 24% bite.

7. Chocolate. 77% bite. 23% suck and savor the taste.

8. Gummy Bears. Almost everyone agreed you have to bite. Only 10% suck on them

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