DSC 3.7 - Electric Spankings, Rami Malek Unimpressive, 5 y/o Home Alone

The DSC Show for Thursday 3/7/19: Electric Spankings, Rami Malek Unimpressive, 5 y/o Home Alone and more!

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Here are some of the things we learned today on The DSC Show on KGB.

More rain for San Diego today keeping things green on the hillsides of our county. But Boyer points out -- it’s just more fuel for the fires to come.

Lebron James passed Michael Jordon for fourth in the all time scoring list. Only Kobe Bryant, Karl Malone and Kareem have scored more points than LeBron. Congrats! And yeah, Lakers lost last night - again.

Dave finally saw Bohemian Rhapsody and was not impressed. Says he needed some balance with ‘Caddy Shack.’ But who’s the guy with the frizzy, Larry Fine, hair? It's Joe Mazzello, who’s now 35, but we know him as the kid from Jurassic Park. Take a look here.

Alex Trebek announced he has stage four pancreatic cancer and plans on beating it. He had a good sense of humor about it, saying he has three more years left on his contract. However, the odds are not in his favor.

Today is National Cereal Day. What's your favorite?

"Santee has good sushi,"declares Clint August. Dave replied, "Santee is the cream of the Pacific Rim."

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Emily's butchered butter!

Emily’s husband has been away for ten days. When he returned, Eric discovered Emily is a terrible steward of the tub of margarine. She didn’t follow the rules.

It looks like a field of landmines, with giant divots, stabbed willy-nilly like she went in there with a pitch fork. Like Edward Scissorhands was in there.

And worst of all - there were crumbs in the tub! It’s a tough skill, so we can’t really blame her. Emily says she didn’t do it. Maybe it was the Butter Burglar, as Boyer suggested.

Photo by KGB/Emily

Ten Words Parents Use So They Don't Swear in Front of Their Kids

YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN’T CURSE IN FRONT OF YOUR KIDS, JFC!

A recent survey asked 2,000 parents for alternate words and phrases they use, so they don't curse in front of their kids. Here are ten popular answers . . .

  1.  "What the frog."
  2.  "Sugar," instead of the S-word.
  3.  "Oh muck."
  4.  "Shitake mushrooms." (Seriously? Who says that?)
  5.  "Mother-SMUCKER."
  6.  "Oh, cheeses," instead of "Oh, Jesus."
  7.  "Shut the front door."
  8.  "Fire truck."
  9.  "Bull spit."
  10.  "Oh ship."

Photo by KGB/iHeartmedia

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