The DSC Show for Tuesday 3/26/19: Emily's Embarrassing Fails, Boyer's Anus Radius, DSC Hall Of Fame and more!
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Here are some of the things we learned today on The DSC Show on KGB.
$750 million Powerball Lotto drawing tomorrow! It's the fourth largest of all time.
A listener is correcting us and says, "'Blister in the Sun' by the Violent Femmes from yesterday's contest was about meth not masturbating."
Ass-kissing looming for tomorrow’s ‘You Bet Your Ass’ game. Boyer thinks its potentially dangerous. He’s probably getting hepatitis. He's all worked up over it. Boyer wants to know the anus radius? How close does he have to be to the a-hole? It goes down around 8am on 101kgb.com so don't miss it.
Rob Lowe took a hit when his sex tape was released in 1998. He thought the 14-year-old girl was 16. He wished he would’ve waited until later when it could've helped his career. Like Kim Kardashian. Read details here.
Actor Jussie Smollett had all 16 hoax charges dropped, but federal investigation and lawsuits could be next. So many rumors going around about why this happened, but nothing concrete so far. Learn more about this story here.
San Diego Padres home opener is tomorrow at Petco Park. If you don't have a ticket to the sold out game, you can join KGB crew and friends with Little Tommy as they celebrate opening day at 'Cold Beer and Cheeseburgers' downtown San Diego at 322 Fifth Ave. 92101 from 10am to 1 pm. Details here.
There’s still one guy who has a perfect bracket! He’s made it through two rounds of the NCAA March Madness so far. Will he beat all odds and make it to the Final Four? Details here.
The Pope is playing psyche games with his people. When people go to kiss his ring -- he literally yanks his hand back. Watch the video here.
Talk show host, Wendy Williams is living in a sober house right now. Sometime last year, Wendy found out her husband had a mistress who had his baby, causing her to break her sobriety. She's had a slew of problems ever since. We wish her well and hope she works hard to get her serenity back.
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What do you bomb out at that is unflunkable?
We’re grading you on your miserable depths of patheticness. Padre tickets to our favorite.
This whole thing started when we realized Emily can’t do the ‘lazy river.’ Just can’t lay there. She falls through the inner tube and loses her bottoms! She also can’t jump on to or in to something - like a curb. So Sarah brought in some items for her to jump on. Dave will test it out first. Dave did it. Emily couldn’t do it. Four inches tall. She can’t jump. Not with one foot or two. She can’t stick the landing. Sarah did it in heels! Anna can’t run. Watch the video's of Emily and Anna here.
- Dave - can’t shoot a free throw no matter what.
- Ruth - can’t dive into a pool. Either can Emily.
- Eric - his wife can’t spit water out of her mouth.
- Dana - can’t eat a sandwich. It falls apart every time.
- Eddie - wife can’t eat anything without food dropping onto her chest.
- Rocky - can’t catch anything. Don’t throw him your keys.
- Angela - Can’t roll her tongue
- Jen - can’t puff up the right side of her cheek **** Emily can't either*****
- April - Chick in the shower - Can’t make the raspberry sound
- Paul - can’t remember what lies he tells to which women
- Lynn - can’t whistle
- Tony - can’t touch his thumb and his little finger
- Dustin - can’t say the alphabet without singing it
- Angela - Can’t roll his R’s - took Spanish too!
- Eric - can’t do a farmer blow
- John- left vs right - has to make a pretend throwing motion to tell the difference
Emily and Boyer and Chainsaw and Sarah voted for Hall of Shame Listener,*** Jen***WINNER*****
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DSC Listener Hall of Fame Nominees:
(It’s because of their contributions to make our show better.)
- Bobby Eagleman
- Shane Bandit
- Quiet Talking James
- Angela in Jersey
- Blind Stan
- Chick in the Chair
- Tony Mason
- Pete Winning
- DJ Johnny Roxx
- John Tipps
One listeners asked, "How much does one have to donate to buy your way into the DSC Hall of Fame?" Dave says, "Any amount is accepted and you should come right to the source!"
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