The DSC Show for Tuesday 4/2/19: The New "S" in DSC, Barbara Bush Dishes Dirt on Nancy Reagan, Boyer VS The Team and more!
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Here are some of the things we learned today on The DSC Show on KGB.
Lots of nice notes yesterday about our great, Space Shuttle April Fools' joke in 1993. But we learned there’s an annual internal memo at CBS not to do anything to embarrass them. No stunts or fake events. You mean ... no pretend space shuttle landings at Montgomery Field? WE are the reason we can’t have nice things.
Dave heard “Lebbie’s moving to the GLEV!”
Tom Brady thought it would be funny to join Twitter on April Fools' Day. His first tweet announced his retirement. Obviously, Brady was kidding. It wasn't received very well and not that funny.
One of the most hated men in America, Martin Shkreli has been in prison for about a year and just got busted and put in solitary confinement for smuggling in a cell phone and continuing to run his business. That inspired Dave's new band, “Telegraph out of my Anus.” Shkreli is the lowlife who raised the price of a life saving medicine about 700%, making it out of reach for most families to afford. Finally, we have our biggest dilemma figured out. The DSC now stands for "Dave, Shkreli and Chainsaw."
Say it isn't so! The US could run out of avocados in three weeks if Trump closes the border. Also limes and cucumbers mostly come from Mexico so no more of them. How are we supposed to drink margaritas without limes? Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. Let the hoarding begin!
Justin Bieber thought it would be funny to post a sonogram on social media to imply he was going to be a father. But it was a generic photo from Google Images. The Biebs tried to keep the ruse going by posting pics of Hailey Baldwin at the doctor's office, until he finally quit. He got quite a backlash from people who did not think it was funny.
Another woman has accused Joe Biden of inappropriate behavior. She said he put his hands on her face, pulled her in close, then rubbed noses with her. Yuck! What a creeper.
George Clooney has denounced the Beverly Hills Hotel in protest against the Sultan of Brunei who owns the chain. He's changed the punishment for all gays in his country to be stoned to death. The dude is worth $20 billion, so a boycott that small will have little or no effect on the rich bastard. If nothing else, it brings attention to the new law. But this is why Dave says we shouldn't stand for anything.
The late first lady, Barbara Bush is dishing dirt from the grave. A new book is out how much she hated Trump and blamed her heart attack on him. She also slings plenty of mud about the dysfunctional relationship she and VP George had with Pres. Ronald and Nancy Reagan. Babs says, Nancy constantly slashed out their names for invites to fancy state dinners despite protocol saying she HAD to invite them. Barbara Bush says Nancy hated her. They never got invited to Camp David. They only went to the private quarters of the White House two or three times. And the Princess Dianna dinner was a huge affair and the Bushes were not invited. Sounds like a very dishy read!
Did you know a lot of men purposely schedule a vasectomy during March Madness so they can watch all the games they want without looking like a bum?! Yep, it's true. They have the excuse they're recuperating and can kick back and relax with a bag of frozen peas on the family jewels and no one bats an eye. Buffalo Wild Wings restaurants even provide "Jewel Stools" available just for guys who recently had a vasectomy.
If you get a wedding invitation - you're supposed to send a gift - even if you don't attend. Emily and Ruth didn't know that. Listener Tricia wonders, "What if you send the invite back without opening it? Then can you get out of it?" I think ya gotta get them something.
Boyer Vs. The Team:
Listener Mike was playing for Peter Frampton tickets at Cal Coast Amphitheater!
- Question: Shower Time: People love their loofah. Where do they come from?
- Team Answer: They come from nature, plants.
- Boyer Answer: it’s an animal (He knew we were correct!)
- Real Answer: Mike chose The Team and he is right so he wins!!!
- Score: Boyer: 11.5 Team: 3 Neither: 7 Total games played: 11
Photos by KGB/iHeartmedia
(Below) Check out Emily and her party girls dressed up as Loofahs for Halloween!
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