DSC 5.30 - Rubber Band Ass, Gyne Injury, Womb Bothering, Elton John

The DSC Show for Thursday 5/30/19: Rubber Band Ass, Gyne Injury, Womb Bothering, Elton John and more!

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Here are some of the things we learned today on The DSC Show on KGB.

You Bet Your Ass happens today with Emily and Chainsaw taking the ass punishment this week. You can see the video on our website here. We discussed the possibility of live bees stinging our butts in a future game! Chainsaw was the only one open to that.

Anna is playing hurt today. She got on the bike in the gym yesterday and landed hard on her gyne! The pedals were broken and she thought it would be fine, but when she stood up to haul ass - her foot slipped off the pedals and BAM! Right on the gyne! She said it might be similar to what men feel when they get kicked in the balls. The boys disagreed.

We learned a new term - Womb Bothering. A male barista insisted a pregnant woman have a decaf coffee. Prego customer Tiffany told him it’s fine. He told her it would hurt the baby. She was pissed off and a Twitter war began. It was girls vs. guys in our studio. The guys think they have a right to speak up for the baby, while the girls think the men should just shut the hell up.

On a similar note: If you saw your prego co-worker smoking, would you say something?

How many syllables are in the word "diamond?" Everyone on the crew says two, except Boyer who over pronounces it and claims there are three syllables in die-ah-mon. It's die-mund!

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a new rap song out! Who’s worse? Arnold rapping or Emily’s viola? You have to listen to today's podcast to hear Emily, but go here to hear Arnold.

Dave Grohl thinks coffee is worse than cocaine. Yes, he was drinking massive amounts of it, but he said it caused him to lose his mind. He’d drink three or four pots a day, then wonder why he couldn’t sleep at night. Hey Dave, ever hear of moderation?

The TSA has collected almost one million dollars in loose change from airports around the country. Last year, JFK Airport raked in the most change totaling $72,000. In the past, they used the money for checkpoint maintenance, precheck, signs and other system enhancements.

Former LA Laker, Lamar Odom has a new book out. He talked about spending a lot of money on his good times. Over the course of his wildly successful NBA career, Odom raked in at least $100 million. Now he admits it's ALL gone, thanks to spending the bulk of it on whores and blow!

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What's the Best Elton John song of all Time?

We listened to a lot of his great tunes and voted.

• Daniel
• I Guess That’s Why They Call it the Blues
• Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me
• Someone Saved My Life Tonight
• Take Me to The Pilot
• Benny and the Jets
• Honky Cat
• Sad Songs (Say so Much)
• Rocket Man
• Pinball Wizard
• Philadelphia Freedom
• **Your Song - Chainsaw and Emily's fave
• Candle in the Wind
• Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
• I’m Still Standing
• The Bitch is Back
• Levon
• Crocodile Rock
• ***Tiny Dancer **** BEST of them all!

You can find a great list of the best 30 Elton John songs here.

The life story of Elton John in the movie "RocketMan" opens tonight! Watch the trailer for it below.

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We played a round of “You Bet Your Ass” today!

WATCH THE VIDEO HERE.

Girls Team - Emily and Sarah; Emily takes the pain, while Sarah does the bidding today. Listener Billy is rooting for the girls.

Boys Team - Chainsaw and Boyer; today Chain takes the pain, while Boyer does the bidding. Listener Patty rooting for the boys.

Listener prize today is free tickets to The San Diego Fair to see Jeff Dunham.

Today’s ass punishment is rubber band snapping Part 2

Everytime you miss a question, you get the ass punishment and one strike against your team. Three strikes and you lose.

1. How many Elton John songs can you name? Emily had to name 6 and she did, so Chainsaw gets the rubber band. Boys 1-0
2. Movies with Nick Cage. Chainsaw had to name 4 and he did, so Emily takes the rubber band. Girls - 1, Boys - 1.
3. What movies are out in theaters today? She had to name 4 but she did not, so she get 4 snaps. Girls - 2, Boys - 1.
4. Boys names that begin with an “L.” Chainsaw had to name 7 and he did not, so Chainsaw gets 7 snaps. All tied up at 2-2!
5. How many people running for president can you name? Chainsaw had to name 6 but he couldn’t so strike 3 - Boys lose and Chainsaw gets 6 more snaps of the rubber band.

Final score: Girls 2 - Boys 3

Emily took 14 and Chainsaw took 19 rubber band snaps!

Sidebar on #1. Emily said one Elton John song she named had parentesis and Boyer bet her it didn’t. If he was correct, she had to take the rubber band snap. He was right, so she took 6 snaps on the side bet.

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