Self Pleasure Confessions & Dirty Tongue Twisters! [Podcast]


Check out the latest episode of our uncensored podcast "The Backwash!"

Boyer picks up the conversation that ended our show regarding wanting to know if you tell your buddies who you beat the monkey to, Sarah shares some new Netflix shows she's highly recommending, and Emily leaves us with a sexual cliffhanger!

CAREFUL LANGUAGE NSFW

Listen to the podcast below.

Try these dirty tongue twisters for yourself!

I am not the pheasant plucker,

I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.

I am only plucking pheasants

Because the pheasant plucker's late.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit;

and on the slitted sheet I sit.

One smart fellow; he felt smart.

Two smart fellows; they felt smart.

Three smart fellows; they all felt smart.

I'm not the fig plucker,

Nor the fig pluckers' son,

But I'll pluck figs

Till the fig plucker comes.

Fire truck tyres

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

Not a punt cut square,

Just a square cut punt.

It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

Six stick shifts stuck shut.

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