Email from listener claimed Emily is not a crook taking the bubbly water. Most restaurants give it out freely, but some don’t. So ask first.
That led to a walk down memory lane with Boyer…..when he & Emily went to Farrell's in Fashion Valley in 1992 - when she was 11 and they charged $.02 for soda water. Wait, what? She didn't even live here then!
Boyer then claimed that while at Costco, he gets asked “Where’s the milk powder?” ALL the time. What the hell?
It was about that time (in the first quarter hour) that Dave sent Boyer out of the room to pull himself together & regroup. Alas, it did not help at all.
Programming note: Special paintball edition of 'You Bet Your Ass' will be played on Wednesday instead of Thursday this week. We're using the PaintBall Gun for ass punishment for Chainsaw and Sarah.
Boyer has been paying to NOT GO to the gym for 25 years! He definitely notices the amount on his monthly bill for $15 month, but doesn’t bother to cancel it! He joined because of a girl.
Chainsaw says, “You have a hand check first before you eat at the Y. Digitize first, sniff test, then decide if you’re going downtown." Words to live by. Listeners think Chainsaw has been emboldened by The Backwash podcast which is no holds barred and always dirty. If you don't believe me, listen here for proof.
Celebrity Death: 81 year old guitarist, Dick Dale just died. Emily, the DSC Death Czar welcomed him into Celebrity Heaven. He starts a new trifecta in a new window.
There's a new study asking 'what does listening to death metal make you feel?' Participants were played two songs, “Because I’m Happy” by Pharrell and a Death Metal song. Believe it or not, (and I don't) most people feel joy when they listen to death metal. What about you? (Makes me want to kill myself.) -Ruthie
Actor, William H. Macy says we should never lie. 'It’s the cheapest way to go. They’re never worth it. Lying is the thing I hate most about people like Trump.' Meanwhile, his wife, Felicity Huffman, is the face of the lying, college cheating scandal.
Ryanair, had a fight break out where a dude had his nose bitten off. Started over a woman not wearing shoes. Blood spattered all over the cabin. Watch the video here.
Presidential Candidate, Sen. Bernie Sanders is showing off his new bandage because he cut his head on the shower door and got seven stitches. Now he's walking around looking feeble. Dave thinks he should stay out of sight until it's healed. Is this guy too old to be our president?
Powerball LOTTO is up to $550 million! Wednesday is next drawing. good luck!
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