Our good friend and former co-worker, Bromo stopped in for a visit today! We haven't seen him since 2009 when he was having some serious problems. We congratulated him on a successful, nine years of sobriety!
In case you lost track or never knew, Bromo left town years ago to DJ on a country station in Fargo, North Dakota. After one year there, he moved on to star on his very own morning show on a rock station in Minot, ND. It's also owned by iheartmedia, same as us.
Bromo is a native of San Diego so he's never been in really cold weather or even seen snow before. After four years in ND, he's used to the cold and has survived -28 degrees!
As soon as Bromo hit town yesterday, he and Dave played 18 holes at Maderas. Yes, of course they made a golf bet! Yes, of course Bromo lost. Now he has to show up at Dave's poker game this weekend, sit on someone's lap and sing, "Do You Think I"m Sexy." That's one lucky guy who will get the Bromo treatment.
We found out Bromo still keeps his treasured framed photo of Dave - in his bathroom.
You can follow him on social media at Bromo1053TheFox on Twitter and Instagram and "Bromo Abromowitz" on Facebook.
Photo by Bromo
DO YOU HAVE A CERTAIN ROUTINE IN THE MORNING?
EMILY - TAKING HER VITAMINS AND LOOKING AT SOMETHING SPECIAL WHILE SHE GETS READY. BOYER - NOTHING. CHAINSAW - SPORTS RADIO AT A SPECIFIC TIME.
SO DAVE TOLD US THIS LIST OF FML’S TO MAKE US FEEL BETTER ABOUT OUR LIVES TODAY.
ONE GUY WAS YANKING AT 2AM WHEN A COCKROACH CAME FLYING ACROSS THE ROOM. HE SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND HIS MOM CAME INTO THE ROOM., SAW HIM STANDING NAKED ON HIS BED HOLDING HIMSELF!
A WOMAN WORKED UP A NICE UP-DO WITHOUT LOOKING IN THE MIRROR. WHEN SHE GOT TO WORK. PEOPLE BEGAN ASKING HER "WHAT HAPPENED?"TURNS OUT SHE HAD BRUISES FROM HITTING HER FACE ON THE HEADBOARD DURING SEX LAST NIGHT.
ONE DUDE'S ROOMIE IS SAYING EFF-YOU TO SOCIETY AND MAKING UP HIS OWN RULES FOR LIVING. NOW HE WALKS AROUND THEIR APARTMENT NAKED, POOPING WHERE EVER HE WANTS, AND YANKING WHENEVER AND WHERE EVER HE FEELS LIKE IT!
A GUYS BEST FRIEND INVITED HIM TO DO A THREEWAY. SINCE HE HAD A CRUSH ON HIS FRIENDS GIRL HE SAID, HELL YEAH! TURNED OUT - THEY JUST WANTED HIM TO WATCH THEM DO IT.
ONE GIRL WAS BLINDFOLDED BY HER GUY WHEN SHE FELT SOMETHING BURNING AND STINGING ON HER LOWERS. TURNED OUT, THE DUDE USED TOOTHPASTE ON HER BECAUSE HE COULDN'T FIND ANY CHOCOLATE.
THEY DID SOME ICE BREAKERS AT A MEETING WHEN A WOMAN REALIZED ONE GUY HAD ONE REALLY SOFT HAND. SHE ASKED IF HE ONLY MOISTURIZED ONE OF THEM AND THEN THE REALIZATION HIT HER! THEN HE KNEW SHE KNEW. SHE WAS PARTNERS WITH HIM FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK.
A 92 YR OLD GREAT GRANDFATHER RAN DOWN THE STAIRS BECAUSE HE WAS EXCITED TO BE HAVING THE FIRST ERECTION HE’S HAD IN TEN YEARS. HE ASKED HIS GRANDSON TO LEAVE THE HOUSE IMMEDIATELY.
BROKE UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND WHEN HE FOUND OUT- SHE WAS REALLY HIS COUSIN. SHE PUNCHED HIM IN THE NOSE WHEN HE BROKE UP WITH HER.
A DUDE WAS SKINNY DIPPING WITH SOME GIRLS FROM SCHOOL. HE CAUGHT A FISH ON HIS OWN "NIGHTCRAWLER." AND WAS FOREVER KNOWN AS THE ‘SALMON DICK GUY!”
Photo by KGB/iheartmedia
A couple of Malden guys picked up the Red Sox AL East Champions banner off of a highway after it fell off a truck and now they're holding it ransom, you could not make something this Boston up.— Whitney McIntosh (@WhitneyM02) September 19, 2018
And the video is GOLD. pic.twitter.com/ClrUgS2hiq
Two men in Boston found a banner belonging to their beloved Red Sox. They found it laying in the street, so they rolled it up and tried to figure out what to do next.
They knew it didn't belong to them, so obviously they were going to return it, but they wanted to negotiate a trade for some play off tickets.
Louie Iacuzzi and James Amaral will get nothing in return for recovering the Red Sox 2018 AL East title banner they say they found on a highway in Somerville.
But you gotta listen to it with their heavy Boston accents in the video above!
Photo by Getty Images, Video from Twitter
$5 QUIZ: BROMO CLUCKS THE HITS!
We had the Bromo Edition of the $5 Quiz today: BROMO CLUCKS THE HITS!
He literally clucked all of these songs and the crew had to guess the titles.
LIFE’S BEEN GOOD, PANAMA, SMOKE ON THE WATER, YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE, ENTER SANDMAN, HOTEL CA, SUNSHINE OF YOUR LOVE, AMAZING GRACE, WALK THIS WAY, BACK IN BLACK, ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT, LAYLA, IMAGINE, YOU REALLY GOT ME.
Boyer is on a tear and won his fourth game in the last five games we've played, sheesh!
Photo by KGB/iheartmedia
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