Since this is the first week of NFL games, we had to do our Pigskin Picks! We bet $50 on who will make it to the Super Bowl in 2019. If we get it right on the screws, the money doubles!
- Ruth - Steelers - 0-0-1
- Sarah - Eagles - 1-0
- Chainsaw - Chargers - 0-1
- Dave - Packers - 1-0
- Emily - Pats - 1-0
- Boyer - Vikings - 1-0
- Brendan - Rams - 0-0 (They play tonight.)
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The Death Czar ruled against young rapper, Mac Miller, who died of a drug overdose. However, Dave accepted the musician into his Purgatory Party. The Death Czar accepted 91 year old, Bill Daily, who played Major Healey on "I Dream of Jeannie" back in the 70's, Boyer's wheelhouse.
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Serena Williams had a melt down at the US Open in NY on Saturday and came in second to Naomi Osaka. Naomi is the first Asian female to ever win a Grand Slam, but it will probably not be remembered for that. Serena was called out for verbally abusing the judge. after he accused her of being coached from the stands by her coach -- who later admitted he in fact was coaching her. She lost her temper and at one point was yelling at the line judge demanding he apologize to her for stealing her point and lying. She also smashed her tennis racket on the court before the whole tirade was finished. Congrats to Ms. Osaka for her first big win.
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Here are some of the things we learned today:
Listener Frank had his 86-year-old grandmother sing a song for us about Emily to the tune of "Downtown" by Petula Clark. You have to hear this!
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More than a few listener's have admitted when they're around people discussing the Philadelphia Eagles, they can't help but bust out with a very loud "CAAAAWWWWW!" We understand. Puppets clog our brains as well.
There was a creepy, Boyer incident backstage at the KGB Sky Show on Saturday. Sarah pretty much did a reenactment of Pudding Pants Two and had to change her pants. She had tapioca in the front and Huevos Rancheros in the back of her pants! But unlike Bromo, she was smart enough to bring along her camping "shower" and had her husband hold up a towel for a bit of privacy. But then Boyer came clumping by in his chukka boots and saw Sarah bottomless. Dave said, "Les Moonves wants to know if Boyer wants a ride home from work."
We learned the phrase, "Are you going bishop on him?" means grabbing side boob like the bishop did to Ariana Grande at Aretha Franklin's funeral.
We learned Dave has been lying to Emily by omission. Sarah caught Dave filling up the Arrowhead jug at the sink. That's what he makes his coffee with in his office. Emily assumed it was bottled water, not tap water. She wanted to be informed before she made a choice whether to drink the tap water or not. Did Dave lie by not telling her?
Dave got an email from a listener who bought an expensive suit to impress his clients at the US Open last week. His boss introduced him to a guy already seated in the stands. When the guy moved down a few seats, our listener was supposed to sit in his seat - but it was soaked with a puddle of the dude's butt sweat! What does he do? Sit in it? Sit somewhere else? Say something? You should listen to Dave tell the story to get the best of it. (((((((insert sound here ))))))
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BOYER VS THE TEAM: LISTENER JEREMY WAS PLAYING FOR BEER FESTIVAL TICKETS ON SAT. SEPT 22ND. IN SAN DIEGO. JEREMY PICKED NEITHER - SO HE WON!!
- Question: HISTORY - IN 1776 THE CONTINENTAL CONGRESS DECLARED A NEW NAME FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. WHAT WAS THE OLD NAME?
- Team Answer: THE COLONIES
- Boyer Answer: NEW BRITAIN
- Real Answer: THE UNITED COLONIES OF AMERICA
- Current score: NEITHER: 31 TEAM: 11, BOYER 9
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We played Grade Your Spouse today and thought you might want to grade yours! The average person gives their significant other a grade of B-minus, according to The Mirror. Here are the average grades in 10 key categories . . .
1. Making an effort with their partner's family and parents, B-minus.
2. Romance overall, C-plus.
3. Being spontaneous, C.
4. Listening, C-plus.
5. Humor, B-minus.
6. Cleanliness, B.
7. Sex life, B.
8. Overall foreplay skill, B-minus.
9. Patience, C-plus.
10. Taste in movies and TV, B-minus.
How did your spouse measure up?
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Please enjoy our free podcast for today on KGB-FM, Monday, 9-10-18.