DSC Show - Wednesday, September 12

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Paul and John whacked off together

BEFORE THE BEATLES BECAME SUPERSTARS, THEY USE TO HANG OUT AT JOHN LENNON'S HOUSE AND YANK TOGETHER! THEY WOULD YELL OUT THE NAMES OF HOT WOMEN FOR INSPIRATION, LIKE - BRIGITTE BARDOT. THAT'S WHAT PAUL MCCARTNEY SAID IN A RECENT INTERVIEW. 

HE SAYS ONE TIME THEY WERE ALL SITTING AROUND PARTYING IN THE DARK AND SOMEBODY STARTING YANKING HIS FRANKLIN, SO THEY ALL STARTED DOING IT. BUT JOHN RUINED THE MOOD WHEN HE YELLED OUT "WINSTON CHURCHILL!" 

THEY LIVED IN A SMALL APARTMENT IN GERMANY AT ONE TIME AND HAD TWO BUNK BEDS AND A SINGLE BED IN THE SAME ROOM. IF YOU BROUGHT A GIRL HOME, YOU GOT TO USE THE SINGLE BED. PAUL'S PRETTY SURE THEY HEARD GEORGE LOSE HIS VIRGINITY ON THAT BED AND SAYS THEY BROKE OUT IN APPLAUSE AFTERWARDS.

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What does your family do that's not normal

We asked our listener's what their families do that's not normal Here's what they told us!

  • DAVE SAYS HIS FAMILY INSISTS ON WAVING GOODBYE WHEN YOU LEAVE AND THEY HAVE TO KEEP WAVING UNTIL THE CAR DISAPPEARS. THE PEOPLE IN THE CAR LEAVING MUST ALSO WAVE UNTIL THEY CAN'T SEE THEM ANY MORE.
  • SARAH - NEVER ALLOWED TO USE THE FRONT DOOR UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE
  • WHEN EMILY IS IN BRAZIL NO ONE CAN TAKE A SHOWER AFTER EATING BECAUSE YOU’LL DIE.
  • ONCE A MONTH AT DINNER, THE KIDS WERE ALLOWED TO SWEAR FOR THREE MINUTES. THEN NOTHING FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH
  • MARIA - CUT OFF THE TIPS OF HOT DOGS BEFORE YOU COOK THEM. (WE LEARNED EMILY SAVAGELY BITES OFF BUTTHOLE OF THE HOT DOG WITH HER MOUTH)

******EMILY BIT OFF THE BUTT HOLE IS THE NAME OF DAVE’S NEW BAND****** 

  • JASON THOUGHT THANKSGIVING WAS A COSTUME HOLIDAY - DRESSED UP AS PILGRIMS
  • KEEPS ALL OF THE FAMILIES IMPORTANT DOCS IN A COFFEE CAN IN THE FREEZER.
  • INSTEAD OF GETTING A GLASS, THEY STICK THEIR HEADS UNDER THE FAUCET OF THE KITCHEN SINK FOR A DRINK OF WATER.
  • DON - WE BREATHE THE BREATH OF THEIR DOGS. SMELLS LIKE CARMEL. 
  • STEVE - HIS FAMILY WENT IN THE SPA NAKED IN GERMANY, THEN HAD COFFEE AND NAPOLEON'S NAKED.
  • ASHLEY - PUT SARAN WRAP OVER THE REMOTES
  • CAN’T GET A HAIRCUT FOR AN HOUR AFTER EATING.
  • CHRIS - ALL OF THEIR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS ARE LABELED FROM DEAD PETS
  • COREY - DISHWASHER WAS USED ONLY FOR STORAGE

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Failed Republican Senate candidate from Alabama, Judge Roy Moore is suing Sasha Baron Cohen for $95 million! 

ROY MOORE GOT PORTRAYED AS A PEDOFILE ON AN INTERVIEW SHOW SO HE’S SUING SASHA BARON COHEN AND SHOWTIME AND CBS. HE WAVED A WAND IN FRONT OF ROY AND IT WENT OFF AS IT DOES FOR ALL PEDOFILES. $95 MILLION!****

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There was a rare sighting of a pod of Orca whales playing alongside a boat off the San Diego coastline. They aren't usually seen in this part of the world, but they're attracted to the warmer ocean temps. They followed the fishermen for about 90 minutes. Lucky dudes!

Actor, comedian Norm McDonald got bumped from a scheduled appearance on The Tonight Show because he has a big mouth! He tweeted his support of longtime friends Roseanne and Louis C.K and said he was happy "the MeToo movement was slowing down." He also mentioned comedian Chris Hardwick got a bad deal. It was after that tweet that he was told not to bother showing up for Jimmy Fallon's show.

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Norm MacDonald was unbooked from The Tonight Show

DAVE SPOILED BOYER’S DAY TODAY. BY TELLING HIM ABOUT TWO FLAT TIRES ON THE SAME SIDE OF HIS CAR. HE EXPLAINED ALL OF THE STEPS HIS TIRE TECHNICIAN HAS TAKEN TO TRY TO FIND THE LEAKS OR CAUSE OF THE FLATS - TO NO AVAIL. 

BOTH TIRES WOULD STAY FULL FOR AWHILE, BUT THEN GO FLAT AFTER A DAY OR EVEN A WEEK. HE MUST’VE RUN OVER SOMETHING MICROSCOPIC, BECAUSE SO FAR, THEY CAN’T FIND IT USING THE USUAL METHODS. A  TON OF LISTENER’S CALLED IN TO HELP OUT AND TELL DAVE WHAT’S REALLY WRONG WITH HIS TIRES THAT ARE MYSTERIOUSLY GOING FLAT!

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Two flat tires

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