DSC 5.23 - YBYA Rubber Band Torture, Guy Shoots Himself, Syllable Squabble

The DSC Show for Thursday 5/23/19: YBYA Rubber Band Torture, Guy Shoots Himself, Syllable Squabble and more!

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Here are some of the things we learned today on The DSC Show on KGB.

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Padres - Played the Diamondbacks at Petco in a day-game yesterday and won 5-2. It was a three game sweep! It’s been six years since the Padres had a sweep! They play tomorrow (Friday) in Toronto for three games.

How many syllables are in the word 'Ireland?' Ruth, Sarah, and Chainsaw say three. Emily and Boyer insist on saying it like a pirate and say there are only two syllables. Listener Kenny in CO said on trivia night they had to name countries with two syllables and they included Ireland as an acceptable answer. How many syllables are in fire? It’s two so Ireland has to have three.

A dude carried his gun in his front pocket and lo and behold - it went off. He shot himself in the babalones! So he went to the hospital for some help and naturally they had to alert the cops. During his surgery, a balloon of weed plopped out of his anus. Cops searched him and found a bag of meth in his pocket. When he was strip searched - another balloon of weed was in there. You can read more about this piece of work right here.

A woman died and left instructions in her last will and testament, that her dog must die too. She wanted her pooch buried with her. The executor of her will made it happen. They killed a perfectly healthy little dog. Get the lowdown here. No one on our show would've carried out her wishes.

In Hollywood dish - Natalie Portman says she never dated Moby. He says they did. He even has a pic of them together. Read more about their argument here.

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