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Here are some of the things we learned today:
Dave came to work with a giant zit on his ass the size of a Buick! Refugee's have been hiding behind it. He rented it out this weekend as a stage at Kaaboo. It's so big - even Dora can't explore it. Sarah's Dad had one of those, but it turned out to be flesh eating bacteria. Good luck with that, Dave.
ONE LISTENER CALLED IN WANTING TO KNOW: DOES EMILY HAVE PIMPLE JUICE ON HER LIPS FROM KISSING DAVE’S BUTT?
“THE INFECTED TOILET SEATS” IS THE NAME OF DAVE’S NEW BAND.
EMILY MET CHILI FROM TLC AT KAABOO! SHE WAS WALKING AROUND TAKING PICS WITH PEOPLE, SO EMILY WENT UP TO HER AND HUNG OUT A BIT. SHE SAID BILLY IDOL TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF, PLAYED SONGS FOR AN HOUR THAT NO ONE KNOWS AND THE CROWD WASN'T VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT. ONE OF THE IMAGINE DRAGONS DIDN’T WEAR A SHIRT EITHER. BUT HE WORE A “THUNDER-SHIRT.”
SARAH VISITED THE ART GALLERY AT KAABOO. MUCH TO HER CHAGRIN, SHE DISCOVERED A PAINTED OVER AND AROUND BRITNEY SPEARS WHEN SHE WAS IN HER KOOKED UP PERIOD! SHE HAD SPIDER ARMS, CREATED BY A GUY NAMED TOUCHE. AND IT COST $1300! DAVE WANTS TO BUY A COPY FOR OUR STUDIO TO KEEP SARAH IN LINE, WHILE SARAH IS STILL HORRIFIED ABOUT IT.
AFTER SHE TOLD US THAT STORY, DAVE SAID HE FELT LIKE HE JUST TOOK A PEEK INSIDE SARAH’S BRAIN AND FOUND NURSE RATCHED AND THE ENTIRE CAST OF “ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST” LIVING IN THERE!
DAVE TOLD US THE DETAILS OF THE WORST MOVIE HE'S WATCHED IN A LONG TIME, “PLAY MISTY FOR ME.” IT WAS THE FIRST MOVIE CLINT EASTWOOD DIRECTED. HE GETS STALKED BY A CRAZY WOMAN IN CARMEL, CA WHERE CLINT PLAYS A JAZZ DJ WHO GOES TO THE MONTERREY JAZZ FESTIVAL. JUST AWFUL.
OVER THE WEEKEND, BOYER FACED HIS FEAR OF HORSES AND LEARNED HOW TO RESCUE THEM WITH THE HUMANE SOCIETY BECAUSE HE’S V-O( VAGINALLY OBLIGATED.) HE WON'T TELL US THE TRUTH, SO THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING WITH.
HAVE YOU HEARD MARIAH CAREY’S NEW SONG? NO KIDDING, IT'S CALLED, "GTFO" AND ACTUALLY SINGS GET THE EFF OUT BUT SAYS THE SWEAR WORD OVER AND OVER AGAIN.!
Photos by Getty Images and Sarah and Emily's husbands.
Here's the current standing of The DSC Crew in our football pool:
- Dave - Packers 1-0-1
- Chainsaw - Chargers 1-1
- Emily - Pats 1-1
- Boyer - Vikings 1-0-1
- Ruthie - Steelers 0-1-1
- Sarah - Eagles 1-1
- Brendan - Rams 2-0 (Our news producer is ahead in week 2!)
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WE TOOK A $5 QUIZ TODAY. THE CREW HAD TO GUESS IF BOYER WOULD CORRECTLY GUESS THE ANSWERS TO GENERAL POP CULTURE QUESTIONS FROM THE NEWS LAST WEEK. MANY OF THEM WERE DISCUSSED IN EMILY'S HALF-BAKED CRACKPOT NEWS AT 9.
A PRETTY LITTLE LIAR STAR CONFIRMED HER RELATIONSHIP WITH WHOM? A: KARA DELAVIN. BOYER GOT IT WRONG.
WHICH JUSTIN BIEBER/HAILEY BALDWIN STORY DIDN’T HAPPEN? A; THEY DIDN'T GET MARRIED, BOYER GOT IT WRONG
EMINEM IS CURRENTLY IN A FUED WITH WHAT RAPPER? A: MACHINE GUN KELLY. BOYER GOT IT WRONG.
WHAT STATE IS THE NEW MISS AMERICA FROM? A: MISS NEW YORK HE GOT IT WRONG
WHAT'S DIFFERENT ABOUT JOHN LEGEND’S EGOT STATUS? A: HE'S THE FIRST BLACK MAN TO WIN ONE. BOYER GOT IT WRONG.
PAUL MCCARTNEY REVEALED SOME SCANDALOUS STUFF ABOUT JOHN LENNON. WHAT WAS IT? A: SEX. HE GOT IT RIGHT.
WHICH SISTER DID KHLOE KARDASHIAN GIVE GUARDIANSHIP TO? A. KIM (BOYER RIGHT)
WHICH SITCOM IS KILLING OFF A MAJOR CHARACTER THIS SEASON? A: MODERN FAMILY. (BOYER WRONG)
RUTH WAS IN THE LEAD, WHEN GUESSED 6 CORRECTLY, BUT CHAINSAW PULLED OUT THE LEAD AND WON THE GAME!
$5 QUIZ STANDINGS:
- RUTHIE HOLDING DOWN THE BASEMENT
- EMILY IN 4TH PLACE
- CHAINSAW IS IN 3RD PLACE AND 3 GAMES BACK
- SARAH FALLS BACK TO SECOND PLACE
- CHRIS BOYER HAS THE LEAD IN FIRST PLACE, BATTING 318
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WE PLAYED A ROUND OF BOYER VS. THE TEAM TODAY!
CATEGORY: PRESIDENTIAL HISTORY: THE QUESTION WAS: WE'VE ALL HEARD OF TEDDY ROOSEVELT'S ROUGH RIDERS WHO RODE UP THE SAN JUAN HILL. WHAT WERE THEY RIDING?
TEAM ANSWER: BURRO’S
BOYER ANSWER: HORSES
REAL ANSWER: THEY WEREN’T RIDING ANYTHING. THEY HAD TO WALK AND RUN. ONLY THE PRESIDENT RODE A HORSE!
LISTENER DAN WAS PLAYING FOR OZZIE TICKETS. HE LOST BECAUSE HE CHOSE BOYER.
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Please enjoy today's podcast of The DSC Show on KGB-FM on Monday, 9-17-18!