The DSC Show for Tuesday 6/11/19: Britney's Conspiracy Theory, Grocery Store Crimes, Loose Monkey and more!
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When your husband has a problem on his body, does he show it to you or not? Emily says not usually. One woman’s husband got a rash from antibiotics - near his babalones. Instead of showing his wife, he showed his mother! He’s 34 years old. The wife says they have no boundaries at all. She even opens his letters, and use to open his credit card bills and comment on his spending.
Shane is 7 years old today. Sarah hopes he doesn’t show her his weiner when HE’S 34 years old. So what’s the cut off age? We debated for awhile.
Emily’s ready for the cut off age to be right now! Three-year old Colt was playing with his weiner while he was eating dinner! He wanted her to see how big and strong it was!
MLB Hall of Famer, Big Papi, David Ortiz is now in a Boston hospital. They had to remove his gallbladder, part of his intestines, part of his liver after he was shot in the back in his hometown in the Dominican Republic. The rumor mill says the shooting was revenge for Big Papi being with a drug lord’s wife. His inner circle had warned him about the danger he was in and you can learn more here.
There was crying in basketball last night after the Warriors defeated the Raptors 106-105. Bob Meyers, The GM of the Warriors was all choked up after the game when talking about Kevin Durant injuring his Achilles after 12 minutes of play in the first half. Find out more here. Game 6 is on Thursday.
Cleveland Brown, Odell Beckham Jr. says no one knows what it’s like to be him. He’s in a different position than anyone else in the NFL. Says he takes more than the others do. Dave is on record saying how much he hates celebrities complaining about being stars.
Pop Princess Britney Spears has a conspiracy theory that the media is trying to make her look less fit…. meaning fat. Get the dish here.
Kraft just came out with a new marketing idea to call ranch dressing "Salad Frosting." It might work for little kids, but their commercials show 12 years olds who KNOW ranch dressing is NOT frosting. More here.
After 20 years of marriage to his high school sweetheart, Oscar winner, Cuba Gooding J. got a divorce in 2014 and he's been on the party train ever since. Yesterday, we heard he "drunkenly groped" a woman in a NY bar. Read about lots of similar incidents here.
A lock of Ludwig van Beethoven’s hair is being auctioned off for about $19,000 by Sotheby’s. Believe it or not, there’s been a lot of interest in the item. Read more here.
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The songs NOT to play during love making:
- Randy Newman - You Got a Friend in Me
- Faith - Limp Biscuit
- Baby Shark - Pinkfong
- Tears in Heaven - Eric Clapton
- Greensleeves
- Bromo Phone
- Mmmbop - Hanson
- Amazing Grace
- Star Spangled Banner
- Who Let the Dogs Out - Baha Men
- Yakety Sak
- If I had a Million Dollars - Barenaked Ladies
- American Clucker - Bromo
- The Playgrounds in my Mind
- Having my Baby
- Onward Christian Soldiers
- ***************EMILY WINS**************
In the $5 Quiz standings, Emily is in first place, 1.5 games out in front.
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Dave to Sarah: Can you shop in a grocery store like a normal person?
She says yes. Dave says no. She says SHE’S not the problem. Here's what happened.
Sarah was at Sprouts - without her kids. She filled up her shopping cart and went to check out. Her stuff was on the belt, with a few more items still in her cart. Suddenly, another customer starts putting HER stuff on the belt before Sarah was finished.
What would you do? Sarah did nothing and feels bad about it.
Boyer says he’d put the divider down and shover her crap back into her cart. (No one believed him.) In fact, he’d put the divider down and tell her to wait til he’s finished.
Emily and Chainsaw would put the divider down and not say anything.
Ruth would say something as soon as she started putting her stuff on the belt and ask her to please wait her turn. Dave would do the same thing.
What’s the biggest grocery store crime?
- Not putting your cart back.
- Putting more than 12 items in the 12 items or less lane.
- The people who go back to find the one item they forgot.
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