OG Hall of Famer, Omar told us a story about how he had to smash open his toilet to figure out what was clogging in. He found a hollowed out cucumber was causing the clog. Read his story below and see photos!
Dear Dave,
A couple of days ago the kids toilet got clogged. This is the second time this has happened. The first time it got so clogged I had to change the toilet because it was cheaper than calling the Plummer. Now here I go again. No way to unclog it and the kids swear to god they don’t know what happened. So to make a long story short I told the kids that this time I was going to get to the bottom of this and that this time I was getting a hammer and breaking the old toilet to see what was in there. Immediately my son turned bright red. And I just knew it was him. I figured he recorded something stupid just to make his friends laugh and clogged it. I don’t know where he gets this but he does stupid stuff like that . but anyways here I go to buy a new toilet and install it and I take toe old one to the back yard and I break it and here comes out a giant cucumber”.. with a hole in it”... now I’m thinking it was definitely my daughter. So I sit them both down and I start to interrogate them but both deny and deny it. So I say ok you’re both grounded and I’m confiscating your phones. My daughter tells me I’m 20 you are not grounding me and you are not confiscating shiet”.. ok so I took my sons phone and sent him to his room. I’m watching Tv while browsing through his phone and that’s when I discover all the porn sites of guys masturbating with giant cucumbers” yes Dave”.. my 13 year old son fucked a pickle “... he also had screenshots of guys doing this and will gladly show them to ya if you wanna”.. but in the meantime here’s some pictures of the raped pickle” .. I had a long long serious but hard to keep a straight face conversation with my son and I will never ever buy anymore giant pickles or watermelons again”..