A woman's very honest Amazon review of a sex toy has woman running to their keyboards to order one!
An anonymous woman recently shared a hilariously honest five star review for a vibrator ($52.99) sold by Tracy's Dog on Amazon.
Read part of her review below.
"I started on low, which I barely even felt, so me being me, I decided to go from zero to 60 in 3.5," she said.
"I hit the suction button setting to level five or six and hit the G-spot button as well. At least, I think that's what happened, because I'm pretty sure I blacked out."
My legs went straight out like those goats who faint when scared," she added.
"I frantically tried to turn it off, but ended up hitting the buttons like a maniac, sending even stronger suction. I'm pretty sure I levitated. It was an unending orgasm."
This time my soul left me, and god himself said 'child, it is not your time, go back to the lil pink light," she said.
She finished the review by saying, "I get up to clean up and realise in my seizure-like orgasms, I hurt my hip and back. I'm still hobbling four hours later. I did not stretch enough. So in conclusion, this met and exceeded expectations. Hydrate, make sure you don't have to do anything that involves decisions or brainpower for the rest of the day and for the love of god, stretch like you are about to run the 500 metre dash."
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Source: Mirror.co.UK
