CHRISTOPHER MELONI has serious junk in the trunk. I mean, like, Kardashian levels of junk in the trunk.
Some pictures went viral yesterday of Chris on the set of his new spin-off, "Law & Order: Organized Crime". He was wearing tight pants, and fans couldn't stop obsessing over his "cakes".
One person even came right out and asked, quote, "You wanna explain why you have so much cake???"
And Christopher replied, quote, "Sure . . . big birthday (60), big boy (200 pounds), big cake." (Chris turned 60 last Friday.)