DSC 5.17 - 3 Foot Dildo, Weird Family Rules, Live Ammo Teacher

The DSC Show for Friday 5/17/19: 3 Foot Dildo, Weird Family Rules, Live Ammo Teacher and more!

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Here are some of the things we learned today on The DSC Show on KGB.

Double ruling today by the Celebrity Death Czar: Internet sensation, mega meme star, Grumpy Cat, died today. Also, the architect who designed the Pyramid at the Louvre, I M Pei died. BOTH of them are IN. Now we wait nine days to complete the trifecta.

Best Senior Prank: Kids glued to the floor, a three feet tall dildo and covered it with lube so no one could grab onto it. It was on the center of the main hallway at the entrance of the school so you couldn't miss seeing it. The school went on lock down. Parents have to be notified when the school goes on lockdown. I'd give anything to see the faces of those reading that text.

Padres made history as they passed more than 50 years without pitching a no-hitter. Pads are the ONLY team in major league baseball who haven’t had a no-hitter. The Mets held the previous record. But the Pads have also had ten no-hitters against them.

No more Ben Affleck as Batman. He’s been replaced. Dave says he suffers from “excessive spit glandularity.” George Clooney warned Ben to not take the role. But now, the actor best known for his vampire "Twilight" movies, Robert Pattinson will be the new Batman in 2021.

The Big Bang Theory grande finale was last night. The dark hearted Dave and Chainsaw thought the ending sucked. They say writers changed the personality of it's biggest star, Sheldon Cooper. The anti-social, sarcastic, narcissist was given feelings in the last five minutes of the show. That goes against everything Sheldon was about. Ruthie and Sarah thought it was touching. Sarah even called the ending “perfect.” After 12 years, it's over.

A high school biology teacher planted live ammo inside his high school. He was charged with two counts of carrying ammo on school grounds, disturbing a school assembly, disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace. Get details here.

Kelly Ripa won't stop hating on The Bachelor. Fellow ABC star of Grey’s Anatomy, Ellen Pompeo is standing up for Kelly and criticized Bachelor Producer, Chris Harrison for criticizing Kelly’s opinion. Kelly interviewed the current bachelorette, Hanna B. who defended the show and said it wasn’t women hating each other, but supporting each other. She said she made some great friends with the girls. More dirt on that here.

The latest lame internet challenge - at least in Europe - is the Cow Kissing Challenge. They're doing it to raise money for charity, but authorities are warning people to knock it off. They caution people getting that close to cattle could be dangerous - especially if there are calves nearby.

$5 Quiz - Name is your buzzer. Most popular songs from the year you were born.  It's just a coincidence that Ruth won and it was the year SHE was born. Listen to the podcast to hear Elvis Presley and some of the goofy-ass music from 1955.

“Weiners Bumpin" is the name of Dave’s new band. (You'll have to listen to the end of today's podcast to see where that inspiration came from.)

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Email to the show today: Dave started with a few comments on yesterday's segment of Weird Family Rules.

1. If you read the evening paper before Dad got home, you have to refold it perfectly.
2. 7 yr old Laura was told it was illegal to wear a bikini. So she called the cops to find out and was told - it’s true! It really IS illegal for 7 year olds to wear a bikini!
3. If you go outside after dark, you’ll get bats in your hair.
4. Renee says, after the bathrooms were cleaned, you couldn’t use them for 24 hours. You had to go to the gas station!
5. Listener Daniel - We had to finish everything on our plate before we left the dinner table. He hated lima beans, so on the night of Ali-Frazier fight, he couldn’t watch it. With some fast thinking, he stuffed the beans down his shirt. But when he jumped up, cheering in excitement - the beans fell out. Dad made him eat them anyway and he threw up all over the color TV. Then his sister threw up!

Dear Dave, I have a female co-worker who calls me out on my weight. I’m 5’9” I and weigh 115. I’m too thin and I know it. She calls me toothpick and says stuff like, ”You need some meat on your bones.” Slim asked her to please stop with the name calling. But the woman said, “It’s my mouth and I can say what I want.” She went to HR and asked them to do something about it, but was told to handle it on her own. She's a brand new employee and couldn't find any support. So .... the next day when the bully said “Good morning Slim” she replied, “Morning Chunky.” Now she's the bad guy and everyone is against her. Which one do you support?

• Chainsaw, Ruth, Emily, and Boyer took the side of the slim girl.
• Frank - he’s on slim’s side. Lots of times people are on the side of the old timer and join in the bullying.
• Sheree is on Slim’s side too. She's very thin and hates when people comment on that. Says it's embarrassing and can be humiliating.
• Eric is on Team Chunky. Telling her to let it go.
• Gavin - says they both gotta have some thicker skin and let it roll off their shoulders.

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