DSC 6.5 - Cheating Chainsaw, Padres Feel The Sting, Lash Wednesday

The DSC Show for Wednesday 6/5/19: Cheating Chainsaw, Padres Feel The Sting, Lash Wednesday and more!

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Email Subject Line: “Cheating Chainsaw!” Yesterday we played a game to find the greatest song ever. Listener Lane discovered a major mistake with the math when the scorekeeper - Chainsaw - didn't subtract 94-trillion points from his own score! Sarah shoulda won! But our rule is - when the game ends - it’s over. No going back. Sarah would’ve been tied for first place with Emily in the overall standings in our $5 Quizzes. Chainsaw's defense - and this is a direct quote - “I mistaked.” Sarah gets a head start of 94-trillion points in our next game.

Tom Brady wants to trademark “Tom Terrific.” But that was the nickname of the great Mets pitcher and Hall of Famer, Tom Seaver, so knock it off and get over yourself.

We did a $5 Quiz to see if we’re smarter than Jeopardy James. See if you can answer these six questions that he missed during his historic run on the TV game show. Quiz here. Despite Sarah getting to start the game with her bonus prize of 94 trillion points - she still lost.

Meanwhile, producers of the popular game show, Jeopardy, say it will punish whoever leaked the spoiler of 'Jeopardy James' losing the show. Read more here.

Listener Danielle asked her 14-year-old son what he wanted to do - go to an important family wedding or play with is team in a playoff baseball game. Grandma would be heartbroken if the kid didn’t show up. Our entire crew thinks the kid should go to the game and skip the wedding. We rarely agree on anything 100%!

A rescue chopper spun out of control with a 74-year-old woman in the basket. Watch the stunning and scary video here.

Pete Rose and Doe Dimaggio went on a tour of South Vietnam. Pete recently told the story of having to give Joe a shower. He says he got to see the same thing Marilyn Monroe saw. He describes the "Yankee Clipper" as a “penis with a man hanging from it.” Get more dirt here.

The lucky numbers on a fortune cookie worked for one guy in North Carolina who used them to win a jackpot of $344 million. I was today-years-old when I learned there are lucky numbers on fortune cookies. Get the scoop here.

Tracy Morgan wrecked his brand new $2 million Bugatti one-half mile from the dealers in NYC. He was side swiped by a "Karen’ van" as Dave put it. Watch the instagram video of him here right after the crash.

Kawhi Leonard is suing Nike over his claw logo, which he says he drew himself. Kawhi says Nike has no right to copyright his logo even though he let them use the image in 2011. Nike had the logo copyrighted at that time without telling Kawhi, hence the lawsuit. Kawhi has been a spokesman for New Balance since last fall. More here.

Good luck to SDSU Alumni Kawhi Leonard in game three of the NBA Finals tonight as his Toronto Raptors take on the champion Golden State Warriors in Oakland, CA. The game airs on ABC at 5 pm.

There have been reports of 400 small earthquakes in the LA area over the last ten days! That may sound shocking, but scientists says it's no big deal. Learn more about it here.

There was also a 4.3 temblor felt all over So. Cal. this morning at 8am. Here's more to that story.

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'Lash Wednesday' is hosted by the Rev. Dave Rickards, a real radio priesty guy along with his Alter Boyer and Sisters Emily, Ruth and Sarah, plus Bishop Chainsaw.

If you are the Sin Sinnest Sinner of them all, you win tickets to see Heart in San Diego this summer. Details here on that show with Joan Jett. And don't forget, the Rev. Dave spent five long, heartbreaking dollars for his priestly certificate.

Mrs Organ - My ex-husband was choking on a piece of meat, so she left the restaurant.

Tyler - Tried out for the PA announcer job for the Padres a few years ago and made the top 30. He got to announce at a real game. But he called the Dodgers "losers" on the PA. Pretty sure that’s why he didn’t get the job.

Robert - playing firemen as a kid, hosed down his neighbors house through a broken window. Got bored, left the water running and went to play elsewhere. Many hours later, that neighbor came home to a flood.

Dan - had to take Xanax and the doctor told him not to drink any alcohol with it. Drank a Long Island Iced Tea and then went to the dentist.

Mark - wife took his car in the divorce, wrecked it. So he had a smaller wheel replaced on it, so it was driving wacky like a shopping cart.

Ron - went to church and sunday school three times a week faithfully. Then he got a girlfriend, who also went to church a lot and traveled on the same church bus. They lost their virginity on that bus.

Jonathan - wife bought a new car. It was blocking the driveway so he moved it and accidentally backed it into his friends truck. Didn’t tell her. They drove to the grocery store and after shopping, he pretended to notice the dent and let her think it was a hit and run.

Robert - drove Mom’s car, stole pumpkins from the front of a store and threw them at mail boxes.

Carlos - He had to send a stool sample in the mail, so he put chocolate pudding handprints on the outside of the box. Wrote a note with a smiley face - sorry for the mess. (Chainsaw voted for this one.)

Angelina - Cheated with her boss for six months while her husband was laid up with a broken back.

Chris - his son grew some pot plants.He told him to throw them away, but the kid didn't do it. So he swapped it with tomato seeds and didn’t tell the kid. The kid was excited when it started growing! Couldn't wait to see his face when a tomato sprouted.

WINNER*** Great moaner**** Eric - Had a callback with one of his customers who he thought was rude. A granite slab snapped off in one clean break. He used some glue to fix it, without telling the homeowner. His wife put her purse on the granite counter and it broke! She thought it was her fault.*******WINNER***** (Everyone but Chainsaw voted for this dude.)

Don't forget to scroll up to listen to today's podcast because 'Lash Wednesday' sounds way better than it reads.

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Backwash Pop Quiz:

• Q: Aside from Dave, who would Boyer and Ruth save from a sinking ship among our crew?
• A: Ruth saved Chainsaw and Boyer saved Sarah

At the time of the question, neither Boyer or Ruth realized it meant - who did they want to kill! Dave enjoyed pointing that out, especially to Ruth who hemmed and hawed over killing poor Emily!

Listener Rosa won tickets to the San Diego Fair with premium passes to the Wine Festival.

Listen to The DSC Show on KGB every Wednesday and Friday and win a prize if you answer one question correctly taken from content on our Backwash podcast.

If you missed Episode 66, where Clint August was our special guest, please go here to listen now.

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