DSC 4.24 - Dave's Problem, Luke Walton Sexual Assault Charges, and more!

The DSC Show for Wednesday 4/24/19: Dave's Problem, Luke Walton Sexual Assault Charges, Would You Rather? and more!

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Here are some of the things we learned today on The DSC Show on KGB.

Migraine Storm Day 2. Chocolate might be the cause for poor Emily.

Dave thinks he’s the only person in the world with this problem. His shower head has a thousand pinpoint jets in it. His problem is when one of them goes rogue on him - it ruins his shower experience. He can tell when just one tiny dot stops working. Gotta fix it stat. Very sensitive. Boyer offered his welding tip cleaner or his acupuncture needle to fix it. Because everyone has that handy. Emily agrees and joins Team Fussy.

Email to the show (DSC@101kgb.com): Dear Dave, Emily shocked everyone when she said she’d rather fly with Chris Collinsworth than Sarah! She claims Chris wouldn’t vomit on her. Sarah says they’re BFF’s so she should choose her.

Avengers movie coming out on Thursday is a big deal. Dave needs an explanation to feel qualified to make it through this weekend. What’s the Thanos snap? There’s 9 realms in their universe with infinity stones. He had to beat up everyone to get all of the stones. He wants ultimate power. We need Thanos for Dummies. (THAN-oo’s).

Russell Wilson is the highest paid person in all sports. He busted out his credit card and bought a gift for ALL of his defensive linemen - stock certificate for Amazon. He says it’s his investment in their lives for being invested in protecting him on the field. It will take him 5.2 plays to pay for that.

Luke Walton’s accuser spoke out publicly yesterday. She said she thought they were friends and figured it was okay to go to his hotel room. She was scared to come forward because she was traumatized from thinking she was going to get raped. Luke’s attorney says it’s a money grab.

Using chalk to mark tires to show the time passed is unconstitutional. It violates the fourth amendment. One woman got 300 parking tickets and decided to take it to the highest court in the land. Read more about it here.

People magazine has announced it’s opinion for the most beautiful woman - Jennifer Garner.

Britney Spears is once again talking to folks on social media. She says not to worry about her. She’s not being held against her will.

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$5 Quiz: Boyer vs. The Team:

• Category: Haberdashery
• Question: Beanies - why do so many beanies have pom pom’s on the top?
• Team Answer: It’s the extra material left over.
• Boyer Answer: Hangar so you don’t deform the shape of the tube beanie.
• Real Answer: It was used as a cushion in the close quarters of the Navy ships.
• Score: Boyer 11.5 Team 3   Neither 9 Total 13

Listener Terry chose Neither and she wins!

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Summer School - words with silent letters.

The was inspired by Boyer saying,"There's no "L" in almond."

Here are the words we had to guess what the mushmouth was saying.

Almond Psycho Receipt Psychotic Honest Pneumonia

Whistle Pho rendezvous salmon Sword cocoa

Django gnocchi subtle knock

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1. Would you rather: eat poop flavored ice cream or ice cream flavored poop?
2. Would you rather: Orgasm every time you fart or fart every time you orgasm?
3. Would you rather: Know how you’re going to die or when you’re going to die?
4. Would you rather have hiccups for the rest of your life or be on the verge of sneezing but never sneeze for the rest of your life?
5. Would you rather have a fully functioning penis on your forehead or none at all?

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