DSC Show - Friday, December 14

DSC White Elephant Gift Exchange 2018

DSC White Elephant Gift Exchange! After numerous steals, here's what everyone ended up with.

  • Emily - Knife sharpener, steak knives, grill pan, 6 rib eye steaks (last gift to be opened)
  • Anna -  40” big screen TV - it got stolen, but she stole it back!
  • Sarah - steals the Instant Pot, basket of spices & cooking stuff
  • Boyer - poop knife, ring doorbell and dsc hydro flask - stolen from Ruthie
  • Chainsaw - bathrobe, spa stuff, and kindle - because he's a tub kinda guy!
  • Clint - bluetooth vintage, record player w/cassette player, records MP3's & cool albums
  • Ruth - apple watch (She got it on the third steal)
  • Dave - zombie survival backpack kit

As you know, everything is a competition, so we took a Ten Listener Poll to see who gave the best gift. Here's the voting breakdown on who gave what and who won.

  • Emily - Instant Pot, spices, cooking package in a big wicker basket
  • Anna - Bathrobe, spa stuff and Kindle
  • Sarah - Poop knife, Doorbell Video Camera, Hydro Flask with DSC logo - 1 vote
  • Boyer - 40 inch TV - 2 votes
  • Chainsaw - vintage record player with albums - ( 4 votes WINNER!!!)
  • Clint - Zombie Apocalypse Backpack full of survival gear - 1 vote
  • Ruth - 6-Rib Eye steaks, 6 steak knives, knife sharpener and grill pan (2 Votes)
  • Dave - Apple Watch - 1 vote

To really hear the joy and heartbreak AND anger of this bit, you HAVE to listen to the podcast. It's posted at the bottom of this blog and started around 8am. The pics below show some of the festivities.

  • Photo by KGB/iHeartMedia
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Today is Day 12 of DSC 12 Days of Christmas!

Listener Joe called his step-daughter Simone. Her fiance recently died and it shattered her whole world. She really needed the time to grieve and regroup so she dropped out of school. But she started working seven days a week to make ends meet and pay her bills. Now Simone is just about ready to go back to school, but can’t afford it. Her Step Dad, Joe told her the happy news about giving her $1,000 cash, plus the $500 gift card from Pick Up Stix. She was crying softly so it was kind of difficult to hear much of what she said, but she sounded very touched and grateful for our Christmas wish. 

Everyone who nominated someone for a Christmas wish is entered into a drawing to win $1,000, thanks to Cal Coast Credit Union. And the money goes to: Listener James who had nominated Melanie because she had to sell her horse. We know how girls love their horses, so we understood her heartbreak. Congrats to you, Joe!

Thanks so much to our awesome sponsors: Kearny Pearson Ford, California Coast Credit Union, and Pick Up Stix.  AND thanks to everyone who submitted a nomination!

ALL of Dave's new band names 2018

Here are ALL of Dave's band names for 2018 from Dec back to Jan:

20181207             I WOULD DIE WITH CHRIS BOYER’S PUBES ON MY FACE

20181129             SKIMMING OFF THE TOILETS TO FILL YOUR HYDROFLASK

20181129             YOU’RE RAISING THE COST OF POI

20181127             FACE TIMING ON THE TOILET (FEAT. DEBBIE MAGUIRE – LEAD SINGER)

20181121             I MAKE ALL THE EGGS WET

20181114             BEATIN’ OFF TO HALF PINT

20181114             THE PANTS OF SHAME

20181108             DANK AND SEEPAGE (IN THE BASEMENT OF THE BACCHANAL)

20181108             OLD LADIES ON OPIOIDS

20181107             THE RECYCLED BAND-AIDS

20181105             MAYORS ON METH

20181102             THE TEARS OF YOUR PAIN LUBRICATE MY FIST

20181101             COOTIES ON THE BELT

20181024             JIGGLE IT INTO THE FIST

20181018             THE SQUIRTING GRANDMOTHERS

20181005             NUDGED THE LOAF

20181003             RAPHES AND TAINTS

20181003             STRIATIONS IN THE SCROTUM

20180824             HE STEPPED ON MY CAW

20180919             GLUTEN FREE JESUS

20180917             THE INFECTED TOILET SEATS

20180914             BOYER CRACKED EMILY’S VULVA (CRRRRRAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!)

20180912             THE OUTIE BUTTHOLES

20180912             DICKIN’ HALLIE

20180912             EMILY BIT OFF THE BUTTHOLE

20180911             CHICKEN AND GRAVY TRAILS OUT THE PANTS

20180907             CHICKEN POX ON URANUS (SARAH IS THE LEAD SINGER)

20180905             BEAVERS ON METH

20180828             RUTH JAMMED UP A PORTA POTTI PUMPER

20180827             KEVIN COSTNER’S TITS

20180824             LET MY PANTIES GO

20180823             MANIPULATING THE STOOL

20180823             THE DILDO IN THE PEW (AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, SARAH!)

20180822             THEY KEPT THE PUKE

20180821             MUSHMOUTH VAG FACES

20180820             THE INVOLUNTARY BONERS

20180817             TOOTH FLICKINS ON THE MIRROR

20180815             I VIOLATED THE HYMEN OF THE CLAM

20180814             SARAH TOUCHED BOYER’S JUNK

20180810             SARAH HORKED UP A GOAT BURGER

20180809             THE CORNHOLING MOMS

20180809             POLE DANCERS WITH COLOSTOMY BAGS

20180808             MY TOOL SMELLS LIKE ANAL GLANDS

20180806             BIGFOOT WITH A BONER             

20180718             THE WIGGLING NUBS

20180716             THE NARCISSISTIC TURDS

20180713             THE MIGHTY CALLOUSED TITS

20180709             GOT A LITTLE SHART ACTION GOING OIN

20180626             PANTIES FROM MY FATHER IN LAW

20180626             THE OLDER HAGGARD HOOCHIE MOMMAS

20180625             QUICK ON THE LICK

20180615             BAG O’DILDOES

20180611             THE PICKLE BURPS

20180601             STICTION ON THE POLE

20180530             THE COCKROACH TEATS

20180529             THE EJACULATING PUPPETS

20180524             THE DEAD FISH BURPS

20180522             TIJUANA HOOKER SWEAT

20180522             CLUMPED UP

20180517             OBVIOUSLY ASIAN

20180516             THE HONKING BRIDES

20180514             LOAD THE ROYAL NAPPIE

20180514             THE PUBIC HAIR IN THE BROWNIES

20180504             RAPPERS WITH BAD LANGUAGE

20180430             JENNIFERS WHO LIKE IT IN THE BUTT

20180427             THE VIOLENT CATHETER YANKERS

20180425             OLD MAN IN A TEDDY

20180425             NUNGA-NUNGA-NU

20180423             HITLER’S CHURRO STAND

20180420             THE INTER-GLUTEAL CLEFTS

20180418             THE SCROTAL JUDGERS

20180412             THE PILGRIM DILDOES

20180412             THE STOOL FUMES

20180411             THE INNOCUOUS EVENTS THAT FORGED YOUR WARPED VIEW OF LIFE

20180410             THE LETHAL BUTT IMPLANTS

20180409             THE FOUR FOOT LONG HAIRBALL

20180405             MERLE BLEACHED RUTH’S BUNGHOLE AT THE AIRPORT

20180327             THE RECTALLY OVERDOSED CORPSES

20180322             THE USED PANTIES

20180314             BRIDES WITH DUI’S

20180305             SACK O’ VOMIT

20180228             THE CYCLONE THAT RAVAGES MY BOWELS

20180227             I AGGRAVATED MY ANAL WORMS

20180223             BUMP STOCK ON THE MUCUS PLUG

20180222             DUDE, DON’T SMOKE ALL MY MOM’S WEED

20180221             THE ROOKIE HOOKERS

20180214             I NICKED A POLYP

20180212             ASSHAIR CLUMPS IN MY COOKIES

20180212             MIKE WILL YOU NAIR MY BUTTHAIR?

20180209             THE RUNAWAY ROGUE TAMPON

20180209             THE OUTRAGED HAMSTER LOVERS

20180207             TREACHEROUS PANTS

20180206             DIARRHEA ROOSTER TAILS

20180205             IT’S THE BOTTOM OF THE TOP HOLE

20180130             BOYER’S BABY BUMP

20180129             CROCK POT™ STOCK

20180126             YOU CAN’T USE YOUR MOTHER’S DILDO

20180123             HEATHER MYERS’ BUSH

20180119             NUDE PHOTOS LEAKING

20180109             THE REVEREND HAS AN ITCHY WHIPPING HAND

20180104             THE BIG, VIGOROUS BUTTPLUGS

20180103             HOOKERS WITH STANDARDS

20180103             THE DINGED-UP ANAL CATHETERS


Photo by KGB/iheartmedia

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$5 Quiz Championship for 2018

We played the $5 Quiz Championship between Emily and Boyer!  (6:45ish if you check the podcast)

Emily - Defending champion VS. Boyer making his 5th appearance in the finals! $100 gift card to Barron’s Market goes to the listener who picks the winner.

Will we play 2018 trivia OR lyric completion challenge to be determined by a quick game of Flush ‘N Frenzy! Emily won so she got to choose. She thought Trivia would sound better on the air, but the lyric completion would be easier for her. Dave said it didn’t matter what she picked because we’re playing both of them!.

Q: Which country won the most medals at the Winter Olympics?

A: Norway (Emily wins the point)

Q: Complete the lyrics - Richard Heine Science Detective - (Boyer loses the point)

Q: What day did DSC come back on the air on KGB? 

A: Aug 6th! (Emily wins the point)

Q: Complete the lyrics to this Tom Petty song - 

A: Boyer gets the point

Q: Almost 30 million Americans watched this on TV in May.

A: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s wedding- (Emily lost the points)

Q: Lyric completion challenge - Rolling Stones - Start me up - 

A: Emily lost the points

Q: This was the top grossing movie of 2018

A: Emily - Black Panther - correct!

Q: Lyric completion - Top Gun - Boyer got the points

Q: Give me all three names of the woman who almost derailed Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh

A: Christine Blasey  Ford - Emily gets it right!

Q: Lyric completion - Van Halen - Boyer got it wrong

Q: Why was the # 1.537 Billion significant in October?

A: Boyer said loss from Camp Fire - wrong! It was the lotto payout amount

Q: Final question: This big time tv star admitted that she wanted to trim her bush

A: Emily - Heather Myers- correct!

This is it - last chance to win with Emily far out in front!

Q: Banana Phone song lyrics - Boyer had to try, gets it wrong sooooo 

***********EMILY WINS!****** for a three-peat******

She'll get her name engraved on the $5 Quiz Trophy pictured below!

Photo by KGB/iheartmedia

$5 Quiz Trophy
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Viola'! Here's our last show of 2018, our BIG Christmas Show in its entirety on our podcast from 12-14-18 on KGB - enjoy!

 

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