DSC White Elephant Gift Exchange! After numerous steals, here's what everyone ended up with.
- Emily - Knife sharpener, steak knives, grill pan, 6 rib eye steaks (last gift to be opened)
- Anna - 40” big screen TV - it got stolen, but she stole it back!
- Sarah - steals the Instant Pot, basket of spices & cooking stuff
- Boyer - poop knife, ring doorbell and dsc hydro flask - stolen from Ruthie
- Chainsaw - bathrobe, spa stuff, and kindle - because he's a tub kinda guy!
- Clint - bluetooth vintage, record player w/cassette player, records MP3's & cool albums
- Ruth - apple watch (She got it on the third steal)
- Dave - zombie survival backpack kit
As you know, everything is a competition, so we took a Ten Listener Poll to see who gave the best gift. Here's the voting breakdown on who gave what and who won.
- Emily - Instant Pot, spices, cooking package in a big wicker basket
- Anna - Bathrobe, spa stuff and Kindle
- Sarah - Poop knife, Doorbell Video Camera, Hydro Flask with DSC logo - 1 vote
- Boyer - 40 inch TV - 2 votes
- Chainsaw - vintage record player with albums - ( 4 votes WINNER!!!)
- Clint - Zombie Apocalypse Backpack full of survival gear - 1 vote
- Ruth - 6-Rib Eye steaks, 6 steak knives, knife sharpener and grill pan (2 Votes)
- Dave - Apple Watch - 1 vote
To really hear the joy and heartbreak AND anger of this bit, you HAVE to listen to the podcast. It's posted at the bottom of this blog and started around 8am. The pics below show some of the festivities.
- Photo by KGB/iHeartMedia
Today is Day 12 of DSC 12 Days of Christmas!
Listener Joe called his step-daughter Simone. Her fiance recently died and it shattered her whole world. She really needed the time to grieve and regroup so she dropped out of school. But she started working seven days a week to make ends meet and pay her bills. Now Simone is just about ready to go back to school, but can’t afford it. Her Step Dad, Joe told her the happy news about giving her $1,000 cash, plus the $500 gift card from Pick Up Stix. She was crying softly so it was kind of difficult to hear much of what she said, but she sounded very touched and grateful for our Christmas wish.
Everyone who nominated someone for a Christmas wish is entered into a drawing to win $1,000, thanks to Cal Coast Credit Union. And the money goes to: Listener James who had nominated Melanie because she had to sell her horse. We know how girls love their horses, so we understood her heartbreak. Congrats to you, Joe!
Thanks so much to our awesome sponsors: Kearny Pearson Ford, California Coast Credit Union, and Pick Up Stix. AND thanks to everyone who submitted a nomination!
Here are ALL of Dave's band names for 2018 from Dec back to Jan:
20181207 I WOULD DIE WITH CHRIS BOYER’S PUBES ON MY FACE
20181129 SKIMMING OFF THE TOILETS TO FILL YOUR HYDROFLASK
20181129 YOU’RE RAISING THE COST OF POI
20181127 FACE TIMING ON THE TOILET (FEAT. DEBBIE MAGUIRE – LEAD SINGER)
20181121 I MAKE ALL THE EGGS WET
20181114 BEATIN’ OFF TO HALF PINT
20181114 THE PANTS OF SHAME
20181108 DANK AND SEEPAGE (IN THE BASEMENT OF THE BACCHANAL)
20181108 OLD LADIES ON OPIOIDS
20181107 THE RECYCLED BAND-AIDS
20181105 MAYORS ON METH
20181102 THE TEARS OF YOUR PAIN LUBRICATE MY FIST
20181101 COOTIES ON THE BELT
20181024 JIGGLE IT INTO THE FIST
20181018 THE SQUIRTING GRANDMOTHERS
20181005 NUDGED THE LOAF
20181003 RAPHES AND TAINTS
20181003 STRIATIONS IN THE SCROTUM
20180824 HE STEPPED ON MY CAW
20180919 GLUTEN FREE JESUS
20180917 THE INFECTED TOILET SEATS
20180914 BOYER CRACKED EMILY’S VULVA (CRRRRRAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!)
20180912 THE OUTIE BUTTHOLES
20180912 DICKIN’ HALLIE
20180912 EMILY BIT OFF THE BUTTHOLE
20180911 CHICKEN AND GRAVY TRAILS OUT THE PANTS
20180907 CHICKEN POX ON URANUS (SARAH IS THE LEAD SINGER)
20180905 BEAVERS ON METH
20180828 RUTH JAMMED UP A PORTA POTTI PUMPER
20180827 KEVIN COSTNER’S TITS
20180824 LET MY PANTIES GO
20180823 MANIPULATING THE STOOL
20180823 THE DILDO IN THE PEW (AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, SARAH!)
20180822 THEY KEPT THE PUKE
20180821 MUSHMOUTH VAG FACES
20180820 THE INVOLUNTARY BONERS
20180817 TOOTH FLICKINS ON THE MIRROR
20180815 I VIOLATED THE HYMEN OF THE CLAM
20180814 SARAH TOUCHED BOYER’S JUNK
20180810 SARAH HORKED UP A GOAT BURGER
20180809 THE CORNHOLING MOMS
20180809 POLE DANCERS WITH COLOSTOMY BAGS
20180808 MY TOOL SMELLS LIKE ANAL GLANDS
20180806 BIGFOOT WITH A BONER
20180718 THE WIGGLING NUBS
20180716 THE NARCISSISTIC TURDS
20180713 THE MIGHTY CALLOUSED TITS
20180709 GOT A LITTLE SHART ACTION GOING OIN
20180626 PANTIES FROM MY FATHER IN LAW
20180626 THE OLDER HAGGARD HOOCHIE MOMMAS
20180625 QUICK ON THE LICK
20180615 BAG O’DILDOES
20180611 THE PICKLE BURPS
20180601 STICTION ON THE POLE
20180530 THE COCKROACH TEATS
20180529 THE EJACULATING PUPPETS
20180524 THE DEAD FISH BURPS
20180522 TIJUANA HOOKER SWEAT
20180522 CLUMPED UP
20180517 OBVIOUSLY ASIAN
20180516 THE HONKING BRIDES
20180514 LOAD THE ROYAL NAPPIE
20180514 THE PUBIC HAIR IN THE BROWNIES
20180504 RAPPERS WITH BAD LANGUAGE
20180430 JENNIFERS WHO LIKE IT IN THE BUTT
20180427 THE VIOLENT CATHETER YANKERS
20180425 OLD MAN IN A TEDDY
20180423 HITLER’S CHURRO STAND
20180420 THE INTER-GLUTEAL CLEFTS
20180418 THE SCROTAL JUDGERS
20180412 THE PILGRIM DILDOES
20180412 THE STOOL FUMES
20180411 THE INNOCUOUS EVENTS THAT FORGED YOUR WARPED VIEW OF LIFE
20180410 THE LETHAL BUTT IMPLANTS
20180409 THE FOUR FOOT LONG HAIRBALL
20180405 MERLE BLEACHED RUTH’S BUNGHOLE AT THE AIRPORT
20180327 THE RECTALLY OVERDOSED CORPSES
20180322 THE USED PANTIES
20180314 BRIDES WITH DUI’S
20180305 SACK O’ VOMIT
20180228 THE CYCLONE THAT RAVAGES MY BOWELS
20180227 I AGGRAVATED MY ANAL WORMS
20180223 BUMP STOCK ON THE MUCUS PLUG
20180222 DUDE, DON’T SMOKE ALL MY MOM’S WEED
20180221 THE ROOKIE HOOKERS
20180214 I NICKED A POLYP
20180212 ASSHAIR CLUMPS IN MY COOKIES
20180212 MIKE WILL YOU NAIR MY BUTTHAIR?
20180209 THE RUNAWAY ROGUE TAMPON
20180209 THE OUTRAGED HAMSTER LOVERS
20180207 TREACHEROUS PANTS
20180206 DIARRHEA ROOSTER TAILS
20180205 IT’S THE BOTTOM OF THE TOP HOLE
20180130 BOYER’S BABY BUMP
20180129 CROCK POT™ STOCK
20180126 YOU CAN’T USE YOUR MOTHER’S DILDO
20180123 HEATHER MYERS’ BUSH
20180119 NUDE PHOTOS LEAKING
20180109 THE REVEREND HAS AN ITCHY WHIPPING HAND
20180104 THE BIG, VIGOROUS BUTTPLUGS
20180103 HOOKERS WITH STANDARDS
20180103 THE DINGED-UP ANAL CATHETERS
Photo by KGB/iheartmedia
We played the $5 Quiz Championship between Emily and Boyer! (6:45ish if you check the podcast)
Emily - Defending champion VS. Boyer making his 5th appearance in the finals! $100 gift card to Barron’s Market goes to the listener who picks the winner.
Will we play 2018 trivia OR lyric completion challenge to be determined by a quick game of Flush ‘N Frenzy! Emily won so she got to choose. She thought Trivia would sound better on the air, but the lyric completion would be easier for her. Dave said it didn’t matter what she picked because we’re playing both of them!.
Q: Which country won the most medals at the Winter Olympics?
A: Norway (Emily wins the point)
Q: Complete the lyrics - Richard Heine Science Detective - (Boyer loses the point)
Q: What day did DSC come back on the air on KGB?
A: Aug 6th! (Emily wins the point)
Q: Complete the lyrics to this Tom Petty song -
A: Boyer gets the point
Q: Almost 30 million Americans watched this on TV in May.
A: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s wedding- (Emily lost the points)
Q: Lyric completion challenge - Rolling Stones - Start me up -
A: Emily lost the points
Q: This was the top grossing movie of 2018
A: Emily - Black Panther - correct!
Q: Lyric completion - Top Gun - Boyer got the points
Q: Give me all three names of the woman who almost derailed Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh
A: Christine Blasey Ford - Emily gets it right!
Q: Lyric completion - Van Halen - Boyer got it wrong
Q: Why was the # 1.537 Billion significant in October?
A: Boyer said loss from Camp Fire - wrong! It was the lotto payout amount
Q: Final question: This big time tv star admitted that she wanted to trim her bush
A: Emily - Heather Myers- correct!
This is it - last chance to win with Emily far out in front!
Q: Banana Phone song lyrics - Boyer had to try, gets it wrong sooooo
***********EMILY WINS!****** for a three-peat******
She'll get her name engraved on the $5 Quiz Trophy pictured below!
Photo by KGB/iheartmedia
Viola'! Here's our last show of 2018, our BIG Christmas Show in its entirety on our podcast from 12-14-18 on KGB - enjoy!