DSC Show - Friday, September 28

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We played a round of “I HATE IT!” today. Our thinking is, you should get the hate out of you so it doesn't ruin your weekend.

  • Hates when he takes his kid to the playground and his 5-year-old breaks her arm in two places. See it HERE.
  • Hate when you get back from vacation and get sick immediately.
  • Hate that we don’t we hear from the Beauty Bubble anymore.
  • Hates that he left the house without breathing the breath of his dog. And hates it when people throw cigarette butts out the window.
  • Hates that her husband is complaining about getting a vasectomy.
  • Hates Star Wars
  • Hates that he has to talk to a judge because his crap lawyer has to ask for a do-over
  • Hates that we haven’t played Beat the Bandit's game yet.
  • Hates when his girlfriend uses his glass bong as a dildo.
  • Hates when people automatically think you hate them just because you disagree with them or have a different opinion.
  • Hates not having Barney Fife on our show.
  • Hates that his wife walks around the house saying “Stop talking” like the Sarah Puppet.
  • Hates hardcore porno, prefers soft core
  • Hates when he finds his daughter sitting on the pot eating a big ass bowl of Count Chocula.

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Have you heard about our uncensored, after the show, podcast? Check out Episode #3 of "BACKWASH" right here. Enjoy! Warning: not safe for work!

Ask a Stupid Question Day

Today was "ASK A STUPID QUESTION DAY." Here are some of the stupid questions listeners asked us.

  • Does McDonald's make the best french fries?
  • What's the elevation in San Diego?
  • Driving on the 5 through La Jolla he gets asked, "What mountain range is this?" 
  • Why are there so many "National Such and Such Days?"
  • Did I win the Ozzie tickets?
  • Is this island surrounded by water?
  • When did “no worries" replace you’re welcome?
  • Why do they have braille machines at drive through windows at banks?
  • If an item doesn’t ring up on the cash register - does that mean it’s free?
  • What would Ed Hanson do?
  • If they never sent a man to the moon - what would they say to replace that? 
  • Why do the flintstones celebrate Christmas?

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What we learned on the show today

HERE ARE SOME OF THE THINGS WE LEARNED ON THE SHOW TODAY:

F-ING SAM THE COOKING MAN TAUGHT US HOW TO MAKE BREAKFAST PHILLY CHEESE STEAKS. SAM DROPPED A FULL ON F-BOMB ON OUR SHOW TODAY. HE SWEARS HE SAID "FREAKING" BUT EVERYONE ON THE SHOW HEARD THE REAL DEAL - EVEN RUTH!  Hear the segment >>

EMAIL TO SARAH: THOUSANDS OF BABY SPIDERS ARE BEING BORN IN AIR VENTS OF CARS ALL ACROSS AMERICA! YIKES!

JUDGE BRETT KAVANAUGH LIKES BEER AND IT'S NATIONAL DRINK BEER DAY!  CHECK IT OUT >>

TWEET FROM RICK ROCKWELL - HE WAS LAST MAN IN THE SHOWER AT THE YMCA WHERE THERE WERE 23 SHOWERHEADS. RIGHT BEFORE CLOSING TIME HE WAS ALONE WHEN ANOTHER GUY SADDLES UP RIGHT NEXT HIM - EVEN THOUGH THE WHOLE PLACE WAS EMPTY! RICK SAYS HE HATES IT WHEN SOMEONE’S ELSE’S SHOWER WATER BOUNCES OFF OF THEM AND ONTO HIM. EEEWWW! THE LAST STRAW CAME WHEN THE DUDE BENT OVER TO PICK UP THE SOAP - ESPECIALLY BECAUSE IT WAS LIQUID SOAP!

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FEMALE ANNOUNCERS ON FOOTBALL LAST NIGHT? AMAZON WAS A COPY OF WHAT WAS ON FOX. BUT THEY MADE IT DIFFICULT TO FIND THEM. 

ANY TRUTH TO THE RUMOR THE RAIDERS ARE HEADED TO SAN DIEGO BEFORE THEY PLAY IN VEGAS? NOT MUCH. MOSTLY WISHFUL THINKING.

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This month marks the 20th Anniversary of St. Louis Cardinals slugger, Mark McGwire breaking Roger Maris' 37-year-old home run record. McGwire hit 70 home runs, breaking the old record of 61. 

McGwire’s eventual admission that he used steroids has taken the shine off the record-breaking summer.

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20th Anniversary of Mark McGwire home run record

Please enjoy today's podcast of our entire show on KGB on Friday, 9-28-18.

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