The DSC Show for Thursday 4/25/19: Electro-Shock Ass Punishment, Boyer's Pink Panties, Worst Gifts Ever and more!
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Here are some of the things we learned today on The DSC Show on KGB.
No American city has ever won the Sports Grand Slam of all four teams winning in the same season - NBA, NHL, MLB, NFL. But, Boston is hoping to do it this year. The Patriots and Red Sox have already won and the Celtics and Bruins are in the playoffs right now.
'Avengers, End Game' starts tonight! People are very excited about it. Records are expected to be broken.
Emily has had a migraine since Monday. Possible migraine relief she’s tried from a heating pad on her head, super hot shower, sexual release, sucking on ice cubes, magnesium supplements, CBD, - nothing worked. Maye the butt zapping will do the trick today! Listener recommends “Goodies Powder.” Buckwheat pillow. Ear piercing. Drainage. Oxygen.
"Coupons for Kotex" and "Scrotums Fulls of Nickels and Dimes" is the name of Dave’s new bands.
The NFL Draft starts tonight, and continues through Friday and Saturday. Chargers have 28th pick. It starts tonight at 5 pm on ABC.
Daniel Craig's James Bond will likely face off against Rami Malek as the villain in the super spy's 25th movie.
The Bumble dating app will use AI to warn users if someone is sending a pic of their junk. Learn how it works here.
Women snore almost as much as men and almost at the same volume. But less women will admit it. Read more about it here.
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We played a round of "You Bet Your Ass" game today on KGB!
- Girls Team: Emily bids for Sarah who takes the punishment.
- Guys Team: Chainsaw bids for Boyer who takes the punishment.
Boyer was given a special new pink thong. He took off his underwear and pants right in the studio in front of Dave and everyone. He showed his junk to everyone including our guest doctor! He was given the undies two breaks before the game started, but never bothered to leave the studio to visit the restroom in private. That just proves our theory that he loves to make us suffer when he is! If he hates the experience - then he'll make sure we hate it too!
Dr. Corey Lichtman in Solana Beach, sports chiropractor, reach him at his website: https://www.drcorey.net/ He will apply the muscle stimulator to the butts of Boyer and Sarah.
Here are today's questions for the teams.
- How many oceans can you name? (There are only 5.) Sarah had to name 4, but she didn’t so she gets 4 seconds of zapping of the muscle stimulator. Strike 1 for the Girls.
- How many children’s cereal can you name? Boyer has to name 8, but he only named 2, so he gets 8 seconds of electric shock.
- Name state capitals. Boyer has to name 6, but he only named 4 so he gets 4 seconds of electrodes on his ass. Boys 2, Girls 1.
- Name 'Best Of DSC' CD’s. Boyer had to name 3 and he did. Boys 2-Girls 2.
- Names of Democrats who are running for President. Sarah has to name 4. She only named 2 so she gets 4 zaps and The Guys win!
Team Guys - 1
Team Girls - 0
After the game, Sarah had to collect Boyer’s used panties. She gave him a plastic bag to place them in before he handed them over! Worst gift she’ll get all day.
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What’s the worst gift you’ve ever received?
Tickets to Cinco by the Bay for the best story.
- A flat of canned peas. Why?
- A rock he picked up on the way to meet her. It wasn't even cute.
- He gave me a cheap, tacky necklace he stole from his mother.
- Two months after a C-section, her ex got her a toner belt.
- I got a lighter for Christmas. I don’t smoke.
- My boyfriend got me a leather gimp mask hood. No clue why.
- For Valentine's Day, bf gave her a bottle of cheap lube to give him a handy.
- One condom. We didn't see each other after that.
- A macaroni necklace. She told him she wanted anything but that.
- Wife meant to get him a hunting rifle, but it was a BB gun.
- Trish - 50th birthday present - Industrial strength french fry press. She was hoping for jewelry.
- Casey - 8 yrs old at Christmas, smaller and smaller packages inside each other leading up to a dog bone.
- David - his girlfriend got him a leather change purse made from genuine kangaroo scrotum
- Patrick - Given a jacket that was found on the side of the road that was puked on.
- Pam - Mother’s Day - industrial knee pads because she complained about her knees hurting when she cleaned the grout.
- Klaus - his partner gave him a gift card to get his anus bleached.
- Carlos - got a gift box of mens hair care products. He’s bald.
- Barbra - Ex bought her a meat grinder
- BF gave her a ten lb bag of rice for Valentine’s Day in high school. She got tired of carrying it around, so she donated it to the food bank.
- BF gave her $4 car freshener
- Gave her his dead dogs chew toy even though he insisted it was new.
- Used sink snake wrapped in a paper bag.
- Leanna - got a set of coffee mugs with roaches in them
- Kimberly - for Christmas her ex husband gave her a membership to Jenny Craig and a rowing machine
- Old lady perfume
- Lorelei - BF whipped out his frugal-horn and said, "you want some of this?"
- Michelle - dated a mortician. He once gave me "Thro cars." It's a spear they stick between the ribs to pop the organs before embalming a body.
- Mark - Used Goodwill sweater with a booger on it.
- Nick - used toilet plunger
- 14 year old Laura - garage sale granny got her a coupon for Kotex on her birthday.
- Coupons for Kotex is the name of Dave’s new band.
- Stephanie - cinder blocks and another box. Opened it to find rocks and another box of rocks.
- Brad - gf got him a tool - a little metal pimple popper tool.
- Jeff - got math books for the next grade
- Kelly - Bathroom scale
- Caught in a threeway with two other dudes
- Cheryl - jewelry store box with a potato peeler inside
- Blake - partial jar of metamucil
*******Patrick wins***** Given a jacket that was found on the side of the road that was puked on.*****
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