DSC 3.25 - Messed Up Kid's Song, Naked Man Boarding Plane, Breakfast Club

The DSC Show for Monday 3/25/19: Messed Up Kid's Song, Naked Man Boarding Plane, Breakfast Club and more!

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Here are some of the things we learned today on The DSC Show on KGB.

Dave’s waist size is 33. Period. He refuses to buy a pair of pants with a larger number - even if they’re great looking pants. It doesn't matter how fabulous they are - he will never buy them. He's looking at you, Hugo Boss.

Talk about an attempted boast just blowing up in your face. Yesterday, Dr. Dre posted a picture of himself with his daughter, who was proudly holding her USC acceptance letter with a caption that read, "My daughter got accepted into USC all on her own. No jail time!" But he ended up deleting it, after people pointed out that Dre and Jimmy Iovine donated MILLIONS to USC, and even have their own freakin' school there called, "USC Jimmy Iovine and Andre Young Academy." (Andre Young is Dr. Dre's real name.)

Emilia Clarke, who plays Daenerys Targaryen on Game Of Thrones recently spoke about her health battle in the hopes of helping others who also suffer from brain injuries. Turns out she’s had two brain aneurysms! After the first one she couldn’t even remember her own name and she thought her life was over as an actor. She told the doctors she didn’t want to live if the memory condition didn’t go away. Thankfully she has “healed beyond [her] most unreasonable hopes.”

A naked man attempted to board a plane to Moscow because he said clothes don't make him aerodynamic enough. Take a look at this idiot here.

Now that medical marijuana is legal in most states, more and more seniors in their 70's and 80's are smoking weed for oldster problems like sleeplessness and arthritis. Many use to do it just to get high when they were young.

Watch this 71 year old geezer put us all to shame doing a 37-minute plank! Good motivation for the day.

30,000 piglets were unloaded from an overturned truck during a recent traffic accident. What a mess and you can see it here.

Gronk has retired from the NE Patriots at age 29. It will be interesting to see what's next for the colorful character.

Q: Is it ever okay to spray your wipers on the freeway? A: Yes, Dave says, when you’re behind me.

A: Sarah had a giant, squishy bug splat on her windshield so she had to squirt! It was called for! Even though she got water on the car behind her.

Barbra Streisand had to walk back her words for saying Michael Jackson's victims "Got over it. She had some seriously ignorant things to say about the documentary "Leaving Neverland." She said she believes the two victims in the film, but added, "His sexual needs were his sexual needs, coming from whatever childhood he has or whatever DNA he has. You can say 'molested', but those children, as you heard say, they were thrilled to be there. They both married and they both have children, so it didn't kill them." She quickly apologized, saying she should have chosen her words more carefully, and adding, "I didn’t mean to dismiss the trauma these boys experienced in any way."

This won't make you feel old at all, but 'The Breakfast Club' was released 35 years ago this weekend!

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Boyer vs. The Team - Children's Songs

We played a round of 'Boyer vs The Team' today.

Listener 'Little Mary' was playing for tickets to see the Padres vs Giants Sat. at Petco Park. She chose Neither - so she won!

  • Question: Name the children’s song that promises to snatch the bird bald picking out all its feathers.
  • Team Answer: Blackbird lullabye
  • Boyer Answer: "4 and 20 Blackbirds baked in a pie baked for a king"
  • Real Answer: Frere jacque (French children's song)
  • Score: Boyer 11.5    Team 2 Neither 7    Total games 10

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