The DSC Show for Tuesday 5/7/19: Parents Go Rogue, Feud In Produce Section, Dave's Horse and more!
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Here are some of the things we learned today on The DSC on KGB.
Happy Teacher Appreciation Day! It's the day you have to buy presents for all the teachers - rather than a whole week like last year. Sarah is much happier about that fact and not stressed out. Ever have a favorite teacher? Emily loved her science teacher. Mr. Stitt was Boyer’s favorite. Bob Stackhouse was Ruthie’s fave. Clint’s wife is a teacher and he didn’t even know what day it is! Chainsaw is also married to a teacher and has never produced a gift for her.
The FDA says active ingredients in sunscreen can be dangerous to your health, by soaking into your bloodstream. The fact that an ingredient is absorbed through the skin doesn't mean it's unsafe and the public should continue to use at least SPF 15. Learn more about this here.
A Lifetime Achievement Award was given and then taken away after something awful was discovered. Musician Don McLean will no longer receive the award from a UCLA student group after it found out he had pleaded guilty to domestic violence charges in 2016. Details found here. He's mostly known for the one song, "American Pie."
It's Wildfire Preparedness Week in CA. Cal Fire is asking residents to create 100 feet of defensible space around their homes and have an evacuation plan in place.
Delilah, Dave's wife's horse died yesterday. She was 28 years old. She was Nicole's first horse and they won a lot of medals together. Nicole says this was the horse that taught her how to ride. RIP.
And the San Diego Seals all choked on exhaust fumes and lost last night thanks to Clint and his Biker Gang who once robbed Dave at a gas station.
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Produce Shopping - Eric and Emily are feuding.
He says she should’ve tasted the grapes first before she bought them. They were about a C- which is unacceptable. Emily says it’s theft and they aren't washed so it’s germy. But she admits she can’t tell if they’re sweet or sour, so she buys whatever’s they have.
- Chainsaw says you don’t have to taste them because HE can tell by the plumpitude if they’re sweet. But it’s not theft if you taste first.
- Boyer says it's theft and they're filthy. Don't do it.
- Ruth says you always taste the grapes first before you buy. It’s not theft.
- Sarah doesn’t taste them first because it’s gross, but it’s not theft.
- A listener called who worked in a grocery store and said they encourage shoppers to taste produce and said it was okay to taste a grape before you buy.
We took a ten listener poll to find out if it's okay if you taste grapes before you buy or not. Yes - 4 No - 6
That means we have to go by the results of the ten listener poll - it's theft and NOT OKAY to eat them before you buy them, Emily was right. Sorry, Eric.
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Parents who go Rogue - best story get tickets to see Sammy Hagar!
Sometimes your spouse comes up with a stupid idea and you have to go rogue and not tell the other one. Here are the stories we heard today.
Dan - kid ratted him out for letting them ride his four-wheelers.
One of her daughters wore her sisters jeans without permission. Rosie made her change them in her car at lunch.
My Mom encouraged me to become a stripper to make extra money. Never told Dad. Only lasted one night.
Son wanted a pink mohawk so she let him do it. Father was against everything punk, went crazy.
Jeff says - he played with his kids when they were little. He went skateboarding holding his baby in his arms. Mom went ballistic and he promised never to do it again. He did it again and wiped out, baby went flying out of his arms, but he caught her! Neighbors didn’t rat him out.
Rob -When I was 7 years old, I used my Dad to get to see "Kiss." Mom refused to let him go, so he specifically told Dad that Mom wouldn’t let me, so Dad took him.
Pretty sure Dad didn’t tell Mom they ordered porn on a vacation.
Sarah - Mom let her go out with some girls and they camped out in front of the liquor store and got someone to buy them cigs. But the cops showed up and arrested the dude! She didn’t have ID at age 14, but her brother in law swooped in to save them. Mom never told Dad about it.
Jennifer - when her son was 13, they went to Vegas. Her son took selfies with some strippers and she even tipped them for him. Never told husband.
Mom didn’t want son to see the movie Jackass 2 so he took him out of school specifically to see it!
Mary - Husband didn’t want their kids to play video games. She bought them Wei games because it was "active" video games. Of course he found out and wouldn’t try them, stayed mad.
Anna - Girls and guys paired off to do something separately. When they returned home, she knew her brother did something because his face was all red. Her boyfriend (now husband) had glitter on his neck. Dad took them to a strip club. Mom was so pissed! Anna cried.
Marine was potty training his son. Kid was on the swing set - wet his pants, came running and told Dad who made him play with soiled pants. It worked. Told his wife that potty trained was done but never told her how he did it.
Mike - he works with helicopters and wife wouldn’t let him take their daughter. He took her anyway and a pic of it ended up in the year book. Wife saw it and went ballistic.
When his daughter was 2, she went to the PO with Mom and fell out of her car seat. Found her in the middle of the road.
Larry - High school age son was starting to deal with weed. Taught his about business. But a DEA agent found son’s phone left in a park after a dope deal. Never told Mom.
Daddy Day Care is on Saturday. Took kid in the stroller while he did yard work and checked on him every now and then. But something happened that caused the kid to scream like he was going to die. He did it again later that night and every night for 6 months.
****WINNER******Lakeside Jacob - His brother stashed his weed inside the TP roll. Mom went to change the roll and he panicked. Dad saved the day by previously changing it to the other bathroom and never told Mom.
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We started our show today by celebrating Teacher Appreciation Day.
Dave came up with a $5 Quiz on Famous Teachers from movies and TV
- Mr. Hand - Fast Times at Ridgemont High
- Edna Krabappel - The Simpsons
- Professor Albus Dumbledore - Harry Potter
- Miss Crabtree - Little Rascals
- Ms. Norbury - Mean Girls
- Mr. Collins - Wonder Years
- Mr Miyagi - Karate Kid
- Miss Canfield - Leave it to Beaver
- Prof. Jennings - Animal House
- Mr. Fiene - Boy Meets World
- Mr. Kotter - Welcome Back Kotter
- Dewey Finn - School of Rock
- Jaime Escalante - Stand & Deliver
- Mr. Holland - Mr. Holland’s Opus
- Mr. Garrison - South Park
- Mr. Keating - Dead Poets Society
- Professor Ross Geller - Friends
- Charles Xavier - X-men
- Dr. Henry Jones - Indiana Jones
- John Miller - Tom Hanks - Saving Private Ryan
******Sarah wins*********
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