A 32-year-old drunk lady on a motorized suitcase recently got arrested at the Orlando airport. She was too intoxicated to fly . . . led a bicycle cop on a low-speed chase through the airport . . . and got arrested after she spit on him.
She caused $1,200 in damage to the back of a cop car . . . and DEFECATED in it. She's facing several YEARS in prison if convicted.