Some guy in Fort Lauderdale crashed into a FedEx truck on Thursday . . . while receiving ORAL FAVORS from a woman in the passenger's seat.
He apparently got distracted and swerved into oncoming traffic. Luckily no one was seriously injured, but he did sustain "injuries to his private area." It's not clear how bad those injuries were, but police said they were, quote, "due to what was going on at the time of the crash."
There's a photo of the crash scene, and it looks pretty bad. He hit the truck head-on. And if you look closely, you can see him lying on the street next to the car . . . with his pants still down around his ankles. The woman with him is off to the left and also looks shaken up.