DSC 4.3 - Emily's Va-Jacket, Equal Pay Drama, Famous Funny People

The DSC Show for Wednesday 4/3/19: Emily's Va-Jacket, Equal Pay Drama, Famous Funny People and more!

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Here are some of the things we learned today on The DSC Show on KGB.

Boyer is a selfish lover. He’s dreading getting his ass kissed by Chainsaw tomorrow when we play “You Bet Your Ass.” Don't miss our fun Thursday game! Listen here.

When your wife asks ‘what do you think of this dress?’ What’s the correct response? Emily - You look great in it. Boyer - It’s perfect for today, lets go. Chain - I actually really like that. Sarah - Makes your butt look good. Ruth - It’s fine. Dave actually offered to drive his wife to the "Miramar landfill, because that’s where it belongs." Nicole immediately took it off. It was a comfy maxi dress and Dave said it looks like a 't-shirt tube.' Later on Nicole said, ‘I hate that watch.’ Dave immediately took it off and gave it to her. Told her to get rid of it. Straight forward response. Eleven years of marriage can do that for ya!

So Emily asked her husband Eric if she wore anything he hated. He said, "Yes, that jacket you're wearing right now that looks like a vagina!" Dave called her “Thick Flaps Shkreli” the rest of the show. You can actually take a look at the Vagina-Jacket and vote on it here.

The San Diego Fleet is history. The AAF is kaput. Only two games and playoffs remaining, but it’s over. Not enough money to keep it going. The first season will be the last. Read more about it here.

Lakers lost to OKC last night, but Russell Westbrook had a triple double 20-20-21! No one has done that since Wilt Chamberlain in 1968.

A guy in NY called the cops after hearing what sounded like an intruder in his attic. Law enforcement didn't find anyone in the attic, but they discovered a small meth lab and arrested him for it. You can read more about this stupid criminal here. It's quite a mugshot as well.

Actress Lori Loughlin had to appear in court today to face charges from the college cheating scandal. Just to show you how serious she's taking this, she signed autographs at her hotel before heading into to see the judge. Watch here.

A girl named Sarah got caught masturbating on a train in London and got arrested for it. She probably would've been let off with a small fine, but since she flaked at court - she’s now a fugitive. Get details here.

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Dave played this awesome mashup of "Hard Days Night" for us this morning by The Beatles and Motley Crue.

Watch the video mashup below of a hardcore Crue video mixed with the Fab Four in suits! We loved it!

$5 Quiz: Summer School: Listeners playing for tickets to Peter Frampton at Cal Coast Credit Union in Oct. Topic: Famous Funny People

Trend - Summer is losing confidence in herself and saying “I can’t say that.” Also, “Teach me.” Tempers flared and a fight broke out.

Here are the words we had to decipher:

Robin Williams     Eddie Murphy Charlie Chaplin

Bill Murray     Amy Schumer George Carlin

Bobby The Caustic Foul Mouth Dummy     Richard Pryor

Martin Short       Joan Rivers Rodney Dangerfield 

John Cleese    Andy Kaufman Larry David

Mel Brooks      Leslie Nielsen   Sebastian Maniscalco   

Sarah Silverman   Jim Gaffigan Jerry Seinfeld

Final name - Lisa Lampanelli ******EMILY WINS********

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