DSC 3.26 - Masturbation Songs, Annoying Slang, Turning Into Your Parents

The DSC Show for Tuesday 3/26/19: Masturbation Songs, Annoying Slang Terms, Turning Into Parents and more!

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Here are some of the things we learned today on The DSC Show on KGB.

ALL 16 charges against Jussie Smollett have been dropped today. No one is sure why this happened or what the reasons are. Charges of disorderly conduct for allegedly staging a phony attack and claiming he was the victim of a hate crime are now wiped clean from the actor’s record. An emergency court session was held when this was announced

UFC FIghter Conor McGregor quit today. He was on Jimmy Fallon last night talking about his fight coming up in July. Then early this morning he announced his retirement on social media. His record is 21-4. Is it for real? No one is sure what to believe.

Are you (we) too old to use terms like ‘bae?’ Or is it just stupid? Emily hates it! Hates‘fleek’ too. Clapback, AF, dope, lit, doggo, swol, DM, Gucci, squad goals, adulting, sus, salty, bruh, woke, hunty, . Mostly dumb. When I was young, I hated when old people tried to talk like the kids - just awful.

Which is worse kissing Katherine Hepburn or Humphrey Bogart?

Portland Trail Blazers' Jusuf Nurkic came down awkwardly on his leg and suffered a devastating break that's hard to watch - but ya gotta see it. Look here.

Dr. Dre has Dave shook! He donated $70 million to USC and turned around and tweeted his daughter got into USC all on her own. Dave refuses to believe a guy that rich is that stupid. I mean, seriously. Get details here.

Rocker, Alanis Morissette is having her third baby at age 44. Our best wishes to her.

Cardi B was bragging on Instagram about what she had to do to survive before she made it big. She worked as a stripper and solicited men for sex, then drugged them and stole their wallet. As you might expect, she got plenty of clapback from people criticizing her actions. It got so bad, she's retiring from social media for 'a few days.' Read more here.

Director, actor, great guy, Ron Howard spoke recently about working on the set of the 'Andy Griffith Show.' He said it was too hot on set for real ice cream so they had to improvise. They ended up using cold, colored, mashed potatoes. Howard says, "That takes acting to pretend that crap was as delicious as ice cream." Love him.

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$5 Quiz: Name is Your Buzzer written by Hall of Fame Listener, DJ Johnny Roxx.

Listener’s playing for San Diego Padres tickets to Saturday’s game at Petco Park.

• Elvis Costello - Pump it Up
• Britney Spears - Touch of my Hand 
• Chuck Berry - My Ding-a-Ling
• Billy Idol - Dancing with Myself
• The Vapors - Turning Japanese
• The Divinyls - I Touch Myself
• Pink - You and Your Hand
• Billy Squire - The Stroke
• Pictures of Lily - The Who
• Janet Jackson - If
• Def Leppard - Love Bites
• Shock the Monkey - Peter Gabriel
• Violent Femmes - Blister in the Sun
• Jackson Browne - Rosie
• Cyndi Lauper - She Bop
• Prince - Darling Nikki
• Green Day - Longview

********Emily wins and breaks Boyer 4 game winning streak*****

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Jersey Mike’s Day of Giving

Wednesday, March 27th (tomorrow) is Jersey Mike’s Day of Giving. ALL proceeds go to Rady Children's Hospital. Get all the details here. Buy for your whole office, get extra and use their app to order so you can go to the front of the line! It's such a worthy cause and you have to eat anyway, so what the hey!

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