DSC 3.12 - Sex with Melons, Women Losing Virginity, Boyer vs Team Blunder

The DSC Show for Tuesday 3/12/19: Sex with Melons, Women Losing Virginity, Boyer vs Team Blunder and more!

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Here are some of the things we learned on The DSC Show on KGB today.

The Bachelor - Colton broke up with everyone. Sarah cried over his very sad breakup with Taysha. He told the two girls he can’t be in love with two people at the same time and quit the show! No rose ceremony, no proposal. Last night ended with Colton knocking on Cassies' door. Even though she doesn’t want him, he wants her.

National Pancake Day at iHop - free flapjacks until 10pm today only.

Conor McGregor got arrested for assaulting a fan who wanted to get a pic with him. He slapped the phone out of the guys hand.

Stan Kroenke is the richest man in sports. He’s worth $8.8 billion and owns LA Rams.

Elizabeth Warren took out an ad on Facebook to get rid of Facebook. She also wants to take down Google and Amazon because they’re too big.

You Bet Your Ass Game will be played outside tomorrow because the ass play is so vigorous!

Olivia Newton John wore a disguise when she was in the hospital recuperating from cancer for the third time. She’s taking cannabis for pain, anxiety, and better sleep; plus vitamins, supplements and other things. But no chemo.

Whoopi Goldberg is alive. She didn’t die as reported, but she almost died from septic during her recent stay in the hospital.

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Boyer vs The Team Penalty Phase: Muppets

Boyer Vs The Team: Penalty Phase

This is part 2 of Ruthie's punishment where she has to answer the question alone and within 30 seconds after it's asked.

  • Question: Category: TV: This is the only puppet that has five fingers on each hand. 
  • Team Answer: (Ruth) Cookie Monster

What happened?! Ruth had about three seconds to go and hadn't yet said 'final answer' when Boyer blurted out that she didn't say it. So Ruthie quickly said it - just in time to count. The answer was correct so Dave didn't even let Boyer answer, since Ruth was right!

  • Boyer Answer: Disqualified!
  • Real Answer: Cookie Monster - Team wins! RUTH wins!
  • Score: Boyer 11.5    Team 2 Neither 6    Total # 9

During the commercial, Boyer was grumbling about losing. He said the real answer was a stupid answer! He thinks the real answer is The Count who only has four fingers like most of them.

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Why on earth would you eat a spilled bag of chips off the floor of... well anywhere... but off the floor of a subway?!

Watch this wretched girl go for it in the video below. She doesn't even pull the hairs out of it. Blech!

 

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